1984 Baroness

It is hard to believe that in almost 9 years of profiling G.I. Joe figures for this site I have never approached the character of the Baroness. As a character, she is an imposing figure in Joe media and was the first actual character that was ever introduced in the comic back in 1982. She features an intricate backstory akin to that of Cobra Commander or Snake Eyes and has enough figure releases that at least one of them should have appeared here by now. For many collectors, the Baroness is an iconic character and one of the first they think of when they start to name off Cobras. For me, though, she is a figure that has never played any part in my collection.

In February of 1984, I found my first new Joes of that year. I bought Firefly, my younger brother bought Roadblock and my youngest brother bought the only other new figure they had: the Baroness. By early 1986, I was on a kick to replace most of my figures from 1983-1985. They had all been heavily played with and most were decimated. My original Firefly and Roadblock figures were broken and had lost most of their accessories. However, the Baroness figure was still in perfect condition and we still had all her accessories. How did this one figure escape the hard play patterns of that time? Simple. Neither my brothers nor I had any interest in the Baroness figure. She was simply useless. Had my parents not needed a third figure to keep their youngest child appeased that night at Value City, it is unlikely that the Baroness would have ever been part of my childhood collection. And, we were not alone in this.

Many collectors simply either never purchased a Baroness or they didn't use her in their collections. Of my childhood friends, few had the Baroness figure, even though they had pretty much every Joe released in a given year. As an action figure, she is somewhat boring. The figure is just black with a red Cobra sigil. She lacks painted details. It is likely that the cost of the figure was incorporated into the hair and head mold and that explains away the lack of paint. But, this was never a figure that, when I was a kid, stood out as anything other than boring. Even though the Baroness' character was compelling in the comic, the figure didn't offer anything. Firefly had cool bomb making gear in his pack, tools and walkie talkie. Storm Shadow had a pack full of swords, nunchuks and a bow and arrow. Zartan carried an extra face in his pack. Scrap Iron had a missile launcher that you put together. Baroness had...the figure. I think that's why she fell into the background in my collection and many others. She wasn't the type of figure that could distinguish herself from the other great characters with which she shared retail shelves.

In the comic, the Baroness was the first character to undergo a massive character shift. In the first issue, the Baroness appeared a brainwashed aristocrat whose contempt for her own upbringing blinded her to the shortcomings of a terrorist like Cobra Commander. I'm reminded of Patty Hearst when I see the original Baroness. But, as the ranks of Cobra grew, the Baroness became less a slogan spouting fascist and more of an all encompassing villainess. The addition of Destro and the Baroness' link to him was a nice segue into the dichotomy of Cobra. It fueled much of the Cobra intrigue for the second year of the story and helped to give the Cobra characters more depth than just being evil. The Baroness eventually became the turning point in Cobra Commander's grudge against Destro and lead to the tension that eventually forced Destro to form the Iron Grenadiers.   However, I felt that the Baroness story also lacked proper motivation. As the Joe comic progressed, the Baroness was eventually tied into the Snake Eyes origin story. It made revenge her motive for evil. But, that was inconsistent with the Baroness' early depictions. The Baroness' contempt for Western society was not a symptom of revenge against a soldier. That was a seething that would have been forged in intellectual bastions: not the streets of Saigon. As such, I lost much of the interest I was gaining in the Baroness character as her entire motive for joining Cobra and working to take down society was not consistent with her behavior when we first met her. Of course, this leads to an observation on the workings of Cobra itself. Originally, Cobra was more of a socialist/communist leaning organization. There was no mention of the profit motives of the members until much later. It is likely that in order to give Cobra a believable motive for their actions the backstory of Cobra was changed to be more capitalistic. This goes along with the '80's mantra of the time and the backlash against rampant consumerism. (Though, the yuppies hadn't seen anything yet!) Making Cobra a for profit organization accomplished 2 goals: it gave Cobra operatives a reason to continue on in spite of defeat (you lose hope in taking down an entire political dogma when you lose to it all the time) and it moved the Joe comic out of some of the Cold War subtones that were beginning to thaw during the Reagan years.

Today, in my collection, the Baroness remains packed away in a chest with other figures from the line's early years. Most of those figures, though, are duplicates of others that are still in rotation in my "use" collection. Not so with the Baroness. She has remained a figure in whom I have little interest. For me, some of the later figures using this mold suffice for when I have a need for the character. But, even that is rare. Nothing about this figure or character clicks with me and the Baroness remains one of the few characters from before 1986 who is irrelevant in my collection. At this point, I'm far enough along that I don't see that changing. It's not that this is a bad figure...far from it. It's just that this isn't a figure that ever grabbed my attention.

The Baroness is rather under-accessorized for a 1984 release. She only includes a rifle and small backpack. Her rifle is one that, on first pass, looks really nice. But, its bulk and short handle make it hard for any figure to adequately hold it. As such, I've never felt her rifle was all that great a weapon. It just didn't look right with her, or any other figure. Baroness also included a small backpack. It just had a Cobra logo on the back and there was no explanation as to what it was beyond a little extra to make you feel like you weren't getting shortchanged in accessories...especially when you compared the Baroness to the other, new figures on the shelves that year. The one nice thing, though, is that these weapons have remained iconic to the Baroness. While some other, modern figures have included her rifle, it is still referred to as a "Baroness" rifle in collector circles. So, even bad weapons have the chance to become legends: given the right context of their original release.

The Baroness mold was used just once in the vintage US line. She was not a hugely popular figure at retail (despite her popularity in the comic), and Hasbro did not return to the character until another version of Baroness was planned for 1995 as part of the Battle Rangers line. The original Baroness mold was sent to India in the early '90's and Funskool produced the character in colors very similar to her American figure for many years. Hasbro re-acquired the mold from Funskool sometime around 1997 and finally produced a new version of the character in the 15th Anniversary assortment. The entire mold appeared in black with red highlights in 2000, but as a "new" character named Chameleon. After that, the Baroness mold got a lot more use. It appeared twice in 2002 as part of the convention sets and then with a new head in 2004 and again in 2005. On top of that, Hasbro has produced new Baroness molds for both the new sculpt and anniversary lines. All of this has pretty much left the modern collector with any version of Baroness they could want. The mold has been used in about as many ways as it uniquely can and there isn't much left to do with it. As such, if we never see the mold used again, it can't be said that the mold's potential wasn't realized.

In the days before the internet, Baroness figures would routinely be offered for over $50. As collectors came online, it became obvious that Baroness figures were far more common than dealers wanted collectors to believe. Prices quickly dropped below $20 and, for a time, were even well below $10 for a mint, complete with filecard figure. Since then, Hasbro has offered this mold many other times and collector demand for this mold has largely been sated. These days, the Baroness has seen a little resurgence in interest and prices have stabilized. You can routinely find mint and complete version 1 Baroness figures for around $10 or less. You will, occasionally, see a mint, complete with filecard version double that price. But, those are isolated incidents and a little shopping will net you this figure for substantially less than she would have cost you a few years ago. Personally, I sold every Baroness figure I could find back when they were expensive. Even today, this figure has little significance to me and she just doesn't get any use. I'm in the minority on that point, of course. But, even if the figure isn't one that I care about, I can not deny the importance of the character nor her place in the Joe mythos.