Friday, May 24, 2024

1987 Raptor

The 1987 Cobras were terrible.  The Joe design team took a bizarre turn that year.  And, even the figures who turned out to be good were still pretty much oddballs.  While collectors still consider 1987 one of the core years of the line, the reality is that it's one of the weakest lineups of villains in the entire line's history.  Sure, Cobra Commander and the Techno Viper are decent.  But, they lack the panache of the marquee Cobras in a release year.  The triumvirate of Big Boa, Crystal Ball and Raptor is an embarrassing set of headliners for retail's premier action figure line of the '80's.  Today, I'll look at the second worst figure of 1987 and one of the all time turkeys in the entire line: Raptor.

Larry Hama was forced to include the oddball 1987 characters in the comics.  But, with Raptor, he made the most of it.  While Larry didn't hide his contempt for the character, he actually made him useful.  And, if you look at the cover of G.I. Joe #58, Raptor looks cool.  Sure, Hama didn't blink when he had the chance to bury Raptor alive inside the sunken freighter.  And, no one lamented Raptor's terrible demise.  For a shining moment, though, Raptor had a glimmer of potential.  And, from that comic appearance, I had a brief few days where I thought that it might be fun to actually acquire a Raptor figure.  After seeing him on the shelf, though, I shuffled him off to my younger brother while I bought a good figure.

1987 was the pinnacle of my childhood Joe world.  As such, I made sure to find a use for every figure that was released that year: regardless of how bad the figure was.  And, Raptor had stupid uses.  First, I'd make his wings be bulletproof.  He'd wrap them around himself and be invulnerable.  But, he also couldn't move.  So, he was just an immobile cocoon on the ground.   Sometimes, he'd lie there, absorbing bullets and then, as the Joe reloaded, hop up and move a few feet closer before the Joe could start shooting again.  I don't really remember the purpose of this ability beyond giving Cobra another vector of attack on a Joe base and, maybe, letting a Joe kill a big time Cobra every now and then.

Once that got boring, Raptor joined the throng of broken and unloved figures who became nameless terrorists, activists, anarchists and general rabble who would antagonize both the Joes and Cobra.  They'd pop out of the A-Team van: armed with small weapons.  (I called them BRAP weapons after the sound effects from the comic.)  They'd kill some civilians or some nameless army builders and then, themselves, get wasted by the better armed Joes and Cobras.  It was a fun way to let both main factions get easy wins.  And, was also a way for me to show my contempt for bad toys that ended up in my collection.  

The Raptor figure is just...bad.  While Crystal Ball features some really intricate detail work on the mold, Raptor lacks those subtle details that suggest at valid attempt at something cool.  The feather texture on his shoulders and arms doesn't really come across.  And, were it not for the falcon cowl, you'd miss the fact that this guy is supposed to be bird themed.  It is that cowl, though, that is the main cause of derision.  It just doesn't work.  It's way too big.  Part of this is because Raptor's head, in general, is very large.  He features the super large and detailed face that ruined several figures in 1986 and 1987.  Sticking the falcon head above him only makes this defect more pronounced.  Had they tried to make the falcon face cover Raptors (even if the mask was not removable) it would have likely worked better.  Raptor's comic appearance had the falcon head covering be more snug to Raptor's head and the look was far more convincing.  I can't really even give style points for Hasbro trying something different with Raptor because there was just no way the design was ever going to look good.

Raptor's gear sucks.  He includes a falcon with the easily breakable bird feet.  The bird feet didn't work on any of Hasbro's attempts.  And, even the softer plastic tried on Voltar's vulture in 1988 failed to produce a toy that could withstand normal play.  Raptor is then left with only a backpack/wing suit combination.  I'm not sure what the idea is.  The upside is that the fabric is very sturdy.  So, you can use it as a flying suit or just an ornamental addition to Raptor's garb.  But, it doesn't' work in either capacity.  The printed feather pattern wasn't bad for 1987.  It still, though, doesn't convey the effect of Raptor being covered in bird feathers all that well.  The design, using the standard backpack and having the fabric extend to the figure's arms, was interesting.  But, Hasbro never returned to it.  So, even they seemed to understand that the figure was a failure.  With no weapon, Raptor is even more limited.  And, as a kid, that alone was enough to sink him to the bottom of the toy box.

Raptor was used just twice.  After his release from Hasbro, his mold was sent to Brazil.  There, Estrela released a Raptor that is very similar to the Hasbro release.  There are subtle color differences, but that's about it.  Neither Raptor nor his parts were ever used again.  While you can't really say that the mold lent itself to repaints, the reality is that it worked in brown.  Though, I can say that I'd have probably loved a parrot themed repaint in really bright colors.  But, as Raptor is a weak figure and a weaker character, it's probably for the best that he was used just the two times.

I do not understand the 1987 Cobras.  While Cobra had taken a more sci-fi bend in 1986, the 1987 figures were not a logical extension of that shift.  Some of the specialties in 1987 made sense.  But, the figures simply didn't match up.  There were too many animal sidekicks and it seemed that the design team might have been simply burning failed concepts from earlier years.  1987 featured more retail figures that prior years.  So, they team may have not had the time to refine that year's releases.  And, that may the driving force behind the odd inconsistency that we see in the entire 1987 lineup.  But, three of the worst figures in the history of the line debuted in a year that is still considered "core" by most collectors.  That shouldn't be the case.  And, had Big Boa, Crystal Ball and Raptor been released in 1993, they would be universally derided and hated by all of the community.  I was old enough in 1987 that I didn't give the bad toys a pass.  And, that continues to this day as I simply have no reason to ever use any figure in that trio of terrible.

Raptors are weird to price.  Mostly, because he includes the falcon who often features broken feet.  An unbroken Falcon alone will often fetch $20.  But, at the same time, the market price for a mint and complete Raptor with an unbroken Falcon is about $17.  But, figures with either no falcon or a broken falcon will sell in the $12 range.  It's just chaos.  The unbroken falcon is the main thing to look for with a Raptor.  But, the figure is also very susceptible to pain wear: especially on his necklace and belt buckle.  So, check those areas carefully.  Really, Raptor is probably priced about right.  He's super common from Joe's highest production volume year.  And, he's very unpopular: lacking even the kitsch factor popularity of his contemporaries like Golobulus and Crystal Ball.  For me, though, even at cheap prices, the figure just isn't worth it.  The character has so little value and the figure is just bad.  I get what Hasbro was trying to do.  But, sometimes, you just have to eat some sunk costs and give up.  Had they done that with Raptor, no one would be lamenting his absence.

1987 Raptor, Royal Guard, Cobra La


1987 Raptor


28 comments:

  1. Defending Raptor will the be the hill of bird poop I die on.
    Okay, not so much. I will say that Hama's contempt to the concept and the lack of cartoon support for him and most the 1987 Cobras helped bury bird brain. Making Raptor a yuppie accountant with an obsession in falconry was ahead of its time, what with hipsters and their love of archaic stuff. But that's a LOUSY character for kid's action line. I think as an evil take on Spirit would've been better, but then you get the iffiness of a Native American villain (we later learned Hasbro axed ideas for Asian nomad and spider handler baddies). And the card art vs toy...cool comic book villain vs some wrestler auditioning for the role of Sorceress of Castle Grayskull. So, sure, Raptor was overall not a great concept by Hasbro. That I will agree.

    I used him when he was new, I had relatively few Cobra and anyone who can fly a FANG or man a turret is going into battle. He probably got accessory pack guns to use, too. I didn't use the wing pack much, of if I did they were folded under the pack and out of the way.

    His head being big...well I had a used one missing the bird head and IIRC, his bald (slotted) head will fit a ye olde accessory pack Joe helmet. Yes, image him with a brown Joe helmet. He still looks absurd.

    And Raptor also is part of the 1987 class of Cobras with their mix of shirtless and sleeveless looks. Even the ancient ruler of a secret bio tech empire wears a lobster crop top.
    To be honest this started before...Dr. Minderbender, Zandar, even Monkey Wrench and Thrasher. And before that with the original Dreadnoks...showing their arms and Ripper midriff baring...and oh, boy, Torch. Plus the Crimson Twins showing their arms. Cobra characters were shedding clothes before 1987.
    There's nothing wrong with Big Boa as a character, that is as a Cobra drill sergeant type. That's a ring I'll go 12 rounds in!! But his shirtlessness limited him.

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    1. Couple of things, also.

      "And, had Big Boa, Crystal Ball and Raptor been released in 1993, they would be universally derided and hated by all of the community."

      Not the entire community. Just most of it. Also, they'd never have been released in 1993 for obvious reasons due to the changes in the vintage line. #1. They were too detailed in terms of paint ops. #2. Too many unique in accessories, too. #3. Too unique in concept. By 1993 it was mostly remakes and random new sci-fi looking troopers. Whatever could be tossed in a bubble with reused sprue accessories. New named baddies were ninjas. And I'll say Night Creeper Leader might be more useful than the trio you dislike, but NCL is a lazy design and effort compared to them.

      "I was old enough in 1987 that I didn't give the bad toys a pass."
      Fair point. The SHARC sucked and it's considered a classic, too. My brother regulated it to the don't use area not long after getting it. And there's the Falcon and Viper Gliders everyone knows sucks because they'd break instantly and I wonder if anyone who talks to the old Hasbro people asks "Why did you make such a cheap crap product?"
      And lesser stinkers like the Triple T (just a weak concept with no great features) and the Swampfire (I have a grudge because the rotor housing broke within a year from only occasional light play)

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    2. "There's nothing wrong with Big Boa as a character, that is as a Cobra drill sergeant type. That's a ring I'll go 12 rounds in!! But his shirtlessness limited him."

      The main reason I hate Big Boa so much is that he is a great character. He deserved so much better than his figure. But, the figure is terrible. And, with that, one of the best ideas they had for a named Cobra was wasted.

      I wish people would ask the Joe team more about their misfires. Like, what were they thinking in 1987? Why the big design change starting in 1986? I've heard some of the weirder concepts from the late '80's blamed on a single designer. But, that could just be deflection. Sadly, the people who have the most access to the old designers tend to worship them and aren't really going to ask hard questions.

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    3. Yeah, Raptor is kinda lame, too much a rip off of Hawkman. I disagree with your opinion of Big Boa, however. I contend that his head mold is one of the best in the entire ARAH line. Had it been released with a more combat style uniform with that head mold, he would have been an awesome figure.

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    4. General LiederkranzMay 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM

      “they'd never have been released in 1993 for obvious reasons due to the changes in the vintage line.”

      Yes, absolutely. Say what you will about 1987 but they were still willing to take chances—weirdos, niche specialties on both sides, and a female character. They still had the budget for fancy accessories and sophisticated paint schemes. You can see the change already in 1988 after the movie flopped and I assume their development budget got cut. The blandness of 1993 was just the logical culmination, even though some of those figures were good in their own right.

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  2. Think Raptor as Zartan v2.

    Bare arms started with Gung-Ho and Roadblock. Copperhead for Cobra.

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  3. Love the 87 Cobras! Raptor works great as a crazy Bohemian Grove pagan who works with dark occult warlock Crystal Ball. Big Boa and Croc Master are unironically two of my absolute favorites. You are too hard on 1987. Great year

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  4. In defense of the 1987 Cobras, Ice Viper is one of the best Cobras of the entire line, and he came with the WOLF, one of the very best vehicles of the entire line. And Gyro-Viper and WORMS and their respective vehicles are pretty good too.

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    1. Agreed. Ice Viper is an excellent figure. He was pretty cheap recently and easy to army build (wo his sais). Gyro Viper is the best helicopter pilot in Cobra's army. And WORMS looks like a WWII British general. All fabulous figures.

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  5. Worms are great. Gyro viper is really ugly. Ice Viper is almost perfect but for the bright red head

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  6. I don't have much positive to say about Raptor. He somehow made his way into either my or my little brother's collection in the early 90s. I used him as cannon fodder and in some cases my imagination would get the best of me and I would use him in sci-fi one off adventures as a Beastmaster type (loved catching that movie on TBS as a kid). I still think Crystal Ball is the worst figure from the ARAH era, he just doesn't have any redeeming qualities to me whereas I was able to get some use out of the Raptor. As for Croc-Master and Big Boa - I always liked them for what they were supposed to represent and their was certainly enough to work with to mesh them both into my larger Joe verse. It did always seem odd to me that Hasbro went all in on individual Cobra characters in 1987 though.

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    1. Then from 1988-1991 they went most army builders for single carded baddies. 1991 Cobra Commander was the first carded Cobra character in 3+ years that wasn't a Dreadnok or Iron Grenadier or Python Copperhead. And in fact, during that time the only new non-Dreadnok/non-IG character addition to Cobra was Overlord (I do not consider Vapor and Decimator characters). And funny, Overlord is in some ways as a eccentric as 1987's crew, no sleeves, briefs over gold pants, etc.

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    2. General LiederkranzMay 29, 2024 at 6:16 PM

      This is a vital point. I got into Joes in 1989 and I thought of them ONLY as a major high-tech regular army. Kids who started earlier would have a very different view of a small group of terrorist weirdos.

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  7. This figure came out not long before I moved out of toys circa 1988, and was probably part of the reason I left, since it didn't fit at all with the figures of the line's earliest years. However, looking back, I think Raptor has a place in a collection because an organization like Cobra would have attracted some real wackos. A falcon-training accountant dressed as a bird is definitely odd, but the other Cobra characters themselves weren't exactly fully sane.

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  8. I assume Hasbro released Raptor as a dig at the MOTU line: "Meet Rap-Tor, Evil Aviarian of Eternia!" It's like Hasbro was rubbing it in Mattell's face. Their figures were better. Their mythos was better. Their sculpting was better. Their lone lasted much longer. "Let me show you what one of your 'he mans' would look like in 3.75" scale...i.e. a lot better."

    So, as a Joe, Raptor sucks. But, as a mass-produced dig at a marketplace competitor, it excels.

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    1. Meanwhile Mattel made the Snake Men and when fans ask Mattel's old employees about the Snake Men "Because snakes are cool" or something. My butt. Your main competitor had a snake theme enemy army.

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    2. This works. I’ve begun to presume that a lot of the weirdness which appeared beginning in ‘86 was a response to the success of MOTU up to that point.

      Ron Rudat leaving around the same time didn’t help.

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    3. General LiederkranzMay 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM

      I love this idea. It would explain a lot.

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  9. I want to like Raptor but it's not easy. I think the concept needed editing. Like, scale down the cowl, replace the wings with a cloak, remove the feathers on his shoulders/boots/etc , and give him a sniper rifle. He'd be a falconer/sniper instead of a total weirdo.

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    1. Nah. Weirdos make it more interesting haha

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  10. Not everything can be a home run. Is Raptor silly? Sure. But just because Larry Hama didn’t like him, doesn’t mean others shouldn’t as well. If it was up to him, there would only probably be 10 characters in the entire line. I don’t like figures because of their characterization in the comics or cartoon. It’s the figure themselves and the card art. Raptor is creative and has a nice sculpt. Look at that awesome belt buckled! Not saying he is great, just not the trash most of the community deems him be.

    As for 1987 figures sucking, Croc Master and Big Boa rock. That superb helmet and muscles. Croc with his sculpted gator outfit! So does Worms, Gyro, Ice, Techno, SeaSlug and Zanzibar. Crystal Ball, he has a nice detailed sculpt, but didn’t didn’t sit well with anyone at the time. Not much different function from Mindbender and fans losing sleep over his filecard not being written by Hama. Never cared for the Battle Armor CoCo though.

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  11. Larry Hama being not too fond of the weirder characters works in his favour. Instead of taking him seriously he is depicted as being mentally unstable with the other characters in the story even commenting on his appearance and behaviour in his ridiculous outfit. Instead of a formidable super villain he's just a weirdo who people laugh at behind his back. He gets some fun out of such an absurd character and makes it somewhat believable. I like him a lot but was only familiar with him from the comic, never even saw the figure as a kid.

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  12. I like Raptor and the rest of the later Cobra whackjobs. hadn’t considered the possibility of a parrot-colored 90s repaint. That would have been truly hilarious, and a pegwarmer for the ages. But it wasn’t meant to be. Did this figure warm hard back in the day? Sounds like it must have.

    As for the figure, if not for the bare chest he’d be great as a psycho jungle combatant or sniper with a bird themed ghillie suit. He blends well with natural backgrounds.

    As much as I like this figure I don’t use him seriously. In my verse he is basically a random baddie from the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Not affiliated with Cobra, occasionally does business with them, occasionally harassing them, generally steering clear.

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  13. I can’t believe this guy didn’t show up in Valor vs Venom with the new Croc Master. Hasbro must have had bad memories of this guy

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    1. That was more because of Deryl DePriest the brand manager at the time, who went with the Marvel run continuity and decided "No dead characters in the main line." Raptor died in the comic. With Valor vs Venom, Croc Master became a role, a legacy character, instead of the one individual from 1987. That's also why 2002's Nunchuck looks a lot a like an updated Quick-Kick.
      The comics packs did allow for dead characters. Which was good, because otherwise they'd have sucked more than they kinda did.

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  14. A Raptor repaint would've been fun. Parrot colors would've been wild, though fans love black repaints, so maybe one in raven colors could've worked? Black feathers, navy blue pants and some red details.

    I really enjoy focusing on the handful of different pistol sculpts in the line, so I find it a sad missed opportunity that neither Raptor nor Crystal Ball included a pistol. Would've been a redeeming element for both figures, but alas.

    I got a nice Raptor back when the Joe market was dead, and for years I never really thought to do very much with him. My current view on him is a lot more supportive though; he looks okay enough, and unique Cobras are a tad too rare, so he gets points just for that. He'll never be an integral part of my Joe-world, but if nothing else it's nice having a dedicated sycophant for Fred VII.

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  15. Dude had a winch sculpted on his backpack! That should be right up there on the list of awesome details near the garot on the Cobra troopers!

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  16. Miguel FortinbrasMay 30, 2024 at 3:44 PM

    …I like Raptor. But I like Serpentor, Croc Master and Big Boa too. Maybe because I was a superhero fan before I learned about Joes but I looked at Cobra as Supervillains more than terrorists. To me they added the spice while allowing the Joes to be more traditional military, with some obvious exceptions. But I’m also not a fan of Cobra-La, somehow for me that’s going too far even though I can get onboard with a genetically engineered Emperor. I did have an idea for a The Thing ripoff where Cobra finds Nemesis Enforcer frozen in the Arctic and wakes him up thinking they can use him in some way only to call the Joes in desperation as he absolutely wrecks them, but that was as deep as I got with the La.

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