Sunday, December 31, 2023
The Top 10 - 2023
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
1997 Hawk - Random Photos of the Day
This week, we learned there is a General Hawk coming. I'm not excited. The reasons for that is that this new Hawk is not going to be better than the 1986 figure. He's not going to feature at least an attempt at a different look like this 1997 figure. And, he might not even be better than the 2005 Comic Pack figure. Hasbro's re-makes of Joes have gotten steadily worse since they were debuted. And, that's a near certainty to continue since we, as collectors, don't punish bad products. So, Hasbro learns they can give us crap and we'll gratefully gobble it up.
Which really takes me back to this 1997 General Hawk. The 1997 figures were the 15th Anniversary figures from the beginning of the vintage line. Now, they are 26 years old and all us old, adult collectors recall finding them as adults. And, at the time, we vilified these figures. Sadly, we didn't know how good we had it. The 1997 series is full of fun repaints that have aged quite well. Even figures like Hawk, which didn't deviate too far from the original figure's colors, is still a very nice update to the mold and gives collectors something different to add to their collections.
The main reason I enjoy this figure is that the colors are subtle. Even in photos, it can be difficult to catch all the various colors that comprise this figure. Lost in the dark jacket are some rich greens, subtle browns and some black. The grey pants help offset the upper body and are a nice diversion from the green camo of the 1986 figure. And, the details that are painted on the figure are convention level quality. To think, we got figures like this for $3 each. This Hawk, a completely repainted A-10 and an excellent Ace figure were sold for 1/4 of the price that two figures and a smaller vehicle cost today.
While the sunburnt skin isn't my favorite, it's light years ahead of the pale, painted faces of the 2022 and 2023 releases. It also gives some diversity to the skin tones of the Joe team. That and the figure's accessories are the only main complaints. The Battle Gear 1986 helmet works for this figure, though. And, back in 1997, it was both cheap and easy to find 1986 Hawk pistols. So, it was a lot easier to outfit this figure in other accessories than it is today.
Back in 1997, I wasn't too high on that year's figure releases. And, I passed most of them by to focus on vintage collections and POTFII Star Wars figures. But, in short time, that changed. And, in the ensuing decades, the year has grown on me and I now consider 1997 and 1998 to be among the best Joe years Hasbro ever produced. They are full of great character repaints, main and obscure characters and lots of nice army builders. It's unfortunate that the formula for success was never repeated. I just wish some of the lessons learned from the late 1990's could be applied to the Joe line today. But, that's just a pipe dream at this point.
Friday, December 22, 2023
1993 Flak Viper - Around The Web
By the time I was hunting down the final Joes remaining at retail in my area in the mid 1990's, most of the Cobra army builders were gone. Figures like the Headhunter, Alley Viper and, especially, the Flak Viper mocked me from the cardbacks of the Joes I could still find. The bad guys were long gone: sucked up by a combination of the first adult collectors as well as the burgeoning speculator market. So, as the internet became a viable option to acquire old toys, my first focus was finding many of the figures who had I longed for just a few years prior.
The Flak Viper was among my most wanted acquisitions. Fortunately, at the time, the 1992 version was pretty available and relatively cheap. The 1993 version, though, was a bit harder to find. Even carded versions weren't all that common. In the ensuing years, though, the 1993 became more common. And, today, remains among the easiest to find 1993 army building figures.
There's lots of good Flak Viper content out there. The figure's stark colors, congruency with the 1992 original and excellent gear all adds up to a figure that is a lot more fun to own than you might otherwise think. While I've managed to build up a small army of these guys, I still want more. And, when the price is right, I still pick up a spare or two to keep building my forces.
1993 Flak Viper by fun time at serpentor's lair
1993 Flak Viper by thedustinmccoy
1993 Flak Viper by Danish Dude
Flak Viper at halfthebattle.com
1993 Flak Viper by thedustinmccoy
1993 Flak Viper by Slipstream80
1993 Flak Viper by nightforcetunnelrat
1993 Flak Viper by ronnie_trickshot
1993 Flak Viper by thedustinmccoy
1993 Flak Viper by gen_liederkranz
Monday, December 18, 2023
2022 Blue and Red BAT - Black Major
I don't much care for BATs. I didn't like them when I was a kid. And, the idea of robots hasn't really developed any additional appeal to me now that I'm an adult. I like the 1991 BAT figure because the colors are great. (The fact that no one has yet painted the 1986 BAT mold in 1991 colors seems like a hugely missed opportunity.) But, I've never been overly fond of the 1986 BAT's design. It's not bad, per se. I just don't get the hype. Even as a kid, I thought the figure was wildly overrated by other kids. I just didn't see the appeal.
One of the upsides of being a rational person is that you can realize that something, while not for you, personally, can be something that most other people like. And, with that knowledge, you can learn to take advantage of opportunities when they arise, even if they aren't something in which you'd normally partake. Such was the case with Black Major's 2022 BAT releases. He created a new mold and offered the classic 1986 sculpt in a rainbow of colors. Most were small runs, dispersed among various resellers who marked up the prices to, in some cases, as high as $35 per figure. But, the Black Major himself offered a special deal to those who pre-ordered. They had the choice of 2 BAT colors and could buy up a small army for about $9 per figure. I may not like BATs. But, you don't often get the chance to buy even factory custom figures for that price. So, I jumped at it and added a bunch of blue and red BATs to my collection.
I've always felt the BAT would lend itself to classic Cobra colors. Black Major did make some Cobra blue BAT's back in the very early 2010's. But, they were relatively hard to find and I never came across a lot of more than 1 figure where the price was right. In the late 2010's, Red Laser Army made a couple of blue and red BATs. But, their availability was problematic. One seller even pulled some shady stuff and dragged Red Laser Army's reputation through the ringer due to their terrible offering scheme of some, otherwise, cool BATs. So, there was never really any good options to pick up an army of the robots in the classic Cobra colors.
Black Major fixed that in 2022. Among the many BAT colors are this red and blue version. There are other versions that are blue, red, orange, purple, green and grey. In 2023, there are glow in the dark figures, some that look like Overkill and even niche homages like Boba Fett and Batman paint jobs. Pretty much every collector desired paint job for BATs is now available. But, for me, the staple for my collection is just the classics. So, I plunked down the money and added a small cadre of these blue and red BATs to my collection.
Once in hand, these BATs are nice. The blue is the lighter color you often find on blue factory custom figures. It's brighter than classic Cobra blue. But, it does nicely mesh with the multitude of Vipers, Alley Vipers, Night Vipers and Cobra Troopers that have been released by factory custom makers in the past few years. They will integrate with classic army builders. But, they do stand out among 1986 Vipers or 1983 Cobra Troopers. On their own, though, they make for a formidable force. And, they are a nice match for some of the 2022 and 2023 Hasbro Cobra Commander figures.
Now that I have these figures, though, I still find that my uses for BATs are limited. The idea of battlefield robots always seemed boring to me. You just turn them on and they move forward. Sure, they can mow down people who don't have the explosive firepower to stop them. But, that's fun a couple of times. After that, the human element that is essential to storytelling simply fades away. You lack the decisions that humans make which turn a carefully tuned exercise into chaos. It's in that pandemonium that the actual story occurs. Here, people become heroes and villains in an instant when a random decision they made (often out of fear or panic) turns out to be right or wrong. This can deify incompetent leaders and vilify honorable people who made the right decision for the right reasons but it still went wrong for them.
This is why I've always found robots like the BAT to be so mundane. You can't really tell stories about them unless they become sentient. And, in that case, the robot is then a human: at least from the storyteller's perspective. The Battle Droids threatened to suck the soul out of Star Wars. But, the Clone Wars humanized the Clone Troopers and elicited great stories by exploiting the personality and humanity of the Clones. Turns out, they were a lot more interesting than simple robots. Fortunately, vintage Joe story tellers didn't rely on BATs too often. And, in cases where they did, the BATs were a faceless foil to showcase the heroism and bravery of people: not celebrate the mindless automation of poorly conceived robots.
But, I'm drastically in the minority on that point. Most collectors love the BAT and there's an argument that he's the most popular vintage Cobra army builder. People build massive armies of the figure. Even if it's just to stand them in 2001-esque rows on some dusty metal shelf in their basement. But, that's OK. I like a lot of offbeat and obscure figures. Others love the classics. There's no wrong way to enjoy a hobby that has well over 2000 different figures to chase down when you include international releases and factory customs in the count.
These BATs have the standard complement of accessories that were included with the 1986 figure. There is the backpack and 4 arm attachments: hand, laser, flamethrower and claw. The hand is red while the remaining accessories are all silver. In addition to this standard fare, though, the figure also includes two additional accessories. The first is a remade 1992 Eel weapon. It doesn't make much sense with the BAT. But, as an avid fan of the 1993 Eel, I have given the extra silver weapons from these BATs to my burgeoning 1993 Eel army. The figure also includes a blue gatling cannon. While the weapon is large, it is exactly the type of thing that robots could carry into battle as the size, weight and sheer force of the weapon would be less of an issue to a non-human. I'm not, usually, a fan of the robot with stupidly big gun trope. But, the gatling is in scale with the BATs. And, the figure's claw can easily grip the weapon to make for fun posing.
The figure quality on these guys is pretty good. The joints are tight and the paint masks are crisp. The figures have replaced the glued on lenticular with a painted Cobra logo. The lack of sticker does take something away from the figures. But, it's also one less thing that can go wrong. The handle on the silver spear gun is a bit large...likely just a function of it's later introduction date. But, the figure can still hold it. The thumbs are more solid than Hasbro's post-vintage offerings. They are, though, still more pliable and less prone to breakage than vintage thumbs. And, the figure has an added paint detail on the head that is the robotic Cobra logo.
The blue and red BATs haven't really taken off in the collecting world. So many BAT flavors were produced in a short time that it was difficult for any one coloring to really break out. You do see these blue and red figures show up in Joe photography moreso than other colorings. But, the relative availability of them allowed for some people to stock up and then reduce their army. As such, you can still find these figures in the $15 to $18 range. If you're patient, you can even still find deals on multiples that will drop the price per figure below that range. This is good, though. I'm not sure that $40 aftermarket factory customs are really a good thing for the hobby. And, as our numbers shrink and the desire to army build anything and everything has subsided, figures like this BAT remaining affordable is a decent byproduct that still allows newer collectors to enter the hobby without breaking their entire budget on just a couple of cool figures.
Saturday, December 16, 2023
1993 Long Arm Around The Web
Long Arm Profile
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
The Mothership Fails
There are failures. And, then, there are embarrassing failures. And, the Cobra Mothership was nothing more than one of the most complete and utter disasters the Joe world has seen. Even the failed DTC experiment had an initial modicum of success. The failure of the Super7 Cobra Mothership, though, is so thorough that it's tough to take away any useful lessons.
I was an advocate for the Mothership. I wanted it to succeed because cool toys need to be made. I was clear that it wasn't a toy for me just due to the sheer size. But, up until the end, I was optimistic that the ship would fund. It needed about 2500 backers on the final day. This isn't an insurmountable number. And, Haslabs often have 5,000 or more backers on the final day of funding as they blow through tiers. Kickstarters are notorious for seeing a surge of last minute pledges. It's a fundamental truth in the crowdfunding world.
But, with the Mothership, there was no final day surge. Sure, the numbers went up a bit. But, not even 100 people backed it in the final day. That is unprecedented. And, it is that lack of last minute interest that bears the most scrutiny. In the end, 1598 people out of a necessary 4000 backed the project. That is an astoundingly bad showing for a product whose community regularly generates 15,000 or more backers for Haslabs.
Throughout the campaign, I was surprised by Super7's lack of advertising of the product. It was only near the end of the timeline that they started reaching out to toy influencers on YouTube to hype the toy. And, even then, their presentations were tepid. While it's likely that Super7 could not create any advertising showcasing vintage Joes in the Mothership, there was no reason why an online personality couldn't have done so in one of their videos. It would have been a nice visual. And, would have gotten some play in the vintage Joe discussion groups.
Speaking of those groups, though, Super7 never even attempted to use them. Facebook is full of Joe groups with 10,000 or more members. Why didn't Super7 do a quick Q&A livestream with one of the admins of these groups? It would have been free and a way to instantly reach most of the still active Joe fans who exist. And, things like that are FREE! Which, for a project that only sought $2,000,000, was probably an essential component.
To me, the complete lack of fanfare over the toy was the single reason for it's failure. Items like the Skystriker, Hiss Tank and Dragonfly generated discussion in the Joe community every single day of their campaigns. The Mothership did not. Part of this is that it wasn't a Hasbro product. And, that means a lot as there are many collectors who view non-Hasbro product as non-official, even if it's fully licensed. Part of that is that the Mothership was somewhat obscure and not a toy that had ever really generated a lot of speculative interest. The Cobra helicopter? Sure. Collectors have wanted that for 30 years. But, the Mothership never even appeared on the once common "wishlist" items that dominated online Joe discussion.
The final issue was price point. I have no doubt that $500 was a necessary price to make this happen. But, even Hasbro has shown that the sweet spot for crowdfunding is between $200 and $300. At that level, the items don't seem like such a big ticket purchase. But, they also make the item seem special. I don't think that Super7 could have created a version of the Mothership that was viable within that optimal price range. So, they took a huge chance on a more spectacular product. And, it backfired on them.
So, what does this all mean? Truly, I have no idea. We are certain that 3 3/4" o-ring Joes are dead to Hasbro. They have been farmed out to Super7. I doubt the failure of this ship will alter those plans. Super7 has had enough success with their 5POA line at retail to justify a solid attempt at o-rings. And, figures always do better than vehicles in today's toy landscape. I'm sure there's some hand-wringing at Super7 HQ today as its leaders wonder if they bet too much of their company's success on a single brand that, frankly, has a lot more failures under it's umbrella in the past 25 years than it does successes.
2002 General Tomahawk - Random Photos of the Day
So, the other night, I heard my dog chomping on something. I got up to see what it was. But, I didn't find anything in her mouth. As I returned to bed, though, I saw something on the floor in the dark. Turns out, it was this General Tomahawk figure. I have no idea where she got it. I think my boys had the figure out and must have left it somewhere the dog could find it.
So, now, this figure is a flesh colored stump atop a torso that has just shoulders and upper arms. His legs no longer have feet. I tossed what was left of the figure into my custom fodder box. I don't really know why. I have put all my spare pieces into this box since at least 1986. And, I have never done anything with them. The box is massive and there's everything in their from my childhood straight arm pieces to old CORPS! figures and, now, what remains of this Tomahawk. My plan is that I'll retire in the next 25 to 30 years. And, when I do, customizing Joes will be something I do in my copious spare time. So, stop by in the 2050's and see if I follow through.
Time was, I had a couple of these figures. But, I'm not sure if I had more than 1 these days. So, the days of this General Tomahawk appearing in photos could be over. I hope I find a spare in the 2002 drawer. But, I don't care enough to actually look. Maybe sometime next week. But, this is a figure that's worth having. It's better than the 2000 version and is the type of figure that's nice background fodder in many photos.
Saturday, December 9, 2023
1988 Tiger Force Bazooka - Around the Web
Bazooka sucks. He's a boring figure and an even more boring character. I've never been a huge fan of the figure. I'll argue the Tiger Force version is a better figure than the 1985 original, though. And, the green of his backpack is a deep, rich color that doesn't appear anywhere else in the line. In the end, though, the most interesting thing about him is that I've always had him hold his weapon backwards. And, he looks silly with it being held any other way. There's some strong content on the figure that's out there. So, check them all out.
Tiger Force Bazooka by dashiellrfairborn
Tiger Force Bazooka by atwooddan
Tiger Force Bazooka by gen_liederkranz
Tiger Force Bazooka at JoeADay.com
Tiger Force Bazooka by relena_warcraft
Tiger Force Bazooka by yojoe_collector
Tiger Force Bazooka by Hit and Run
Tiger Force Bazooka by thedustinmccoy
Tiger Force Bazooka by atticagazette
Tiger Force Bazooka by thedustinmccoy
Friday, December 8, 2023
2023 Cobra Mothership Tracking - The Home Stretch
So, yeah, I've been offline for a couple of weeks. Lots of stuff going on and it was simply easier to drop Joe from my life for a bit than it was to try and keep up. So, I haven't updated the tracker since 11/23. And, in the two weeks since then the Mothership...still hasn't moved. Here's what updates I did track:
11/26/23 - 1443 + 0
11/27/23 - 1446 + 3
11/28/23 - 1446 + 0
11/29/23 - 1446 + 0
Tuesday, November 28, 2023
2010 Convention Flint - Random Photos of the Day
About a decade ago, convention figures were just ignored. Even the now sought after characters were cheap and unimportant. Joe characters would sell for under $20. I even missed the green version of the 2010 Convention Flint that sold for about $4. But, the stupid market of 2020 impacted convention figures more than pretty much any other group of Joe toys. Now, even common, unliked army builders are $50 figures. And, named characters can run over $700! That's just ridiculous. But, guys are hoarding figures, especially those with low production runs and there just aren't any in the market. They're going to come in the next couple of years, though. Until then, I'll just watch the insanity.
The parachute drop figures at the conventions were, at best, a mixed bag. Some were great. But, many were just outright bad. The 2010 Convention Flint is somewhere in the middle. If you have a liking to the character and great colors, he's great. But, if you hate fun, you also probably hate this figure. Which is why so few Joe collectors actually use him in any photos.
Content using this figure is pretty sparse. There was a time when this Flint appeared frequently enough. But, that was 12 to 13 years ago. Now, I can't even find enough content featuring him to fill an Around the Web post. So, instead, I'll just drop some random photos of this Flint. I've found he's a great complement to the under-rated 2002 Paratrooper Dusty. And, he works well with many figures of the repaint era.
Thursday, November 23, 2023
2023 Cobra Mothership - Weekly Tracking Week 6
I was on vacation this week and missed a couple of check-ins. Not much change, yet. We'll see how it goes over this weekend. I expect the needle to move some. But, even if it doesn't, I'm still not convinced that the item won't fund. Here's the numbers for this week:
11/19/23 - 1438 + 0
11/20/23 -
11/21/23 - 1441 + 3
11/22/23 -
11/23/23 - 1443 + 2
Tuesday, November 21, 2023
1989 Downtown - Around The Web
I'll always believe that Downtown started his life as an updated Short Fuse. The similarities are just too great. The one difference, though, is that Downtown is a pretty good figure. He has interesting and unique colors, the sculpt is top notch and his accessories blow away those from the 1982 Mortar Trooper. Despite all this, the figure lives in obscurity. While there's some nice content on the figure out there, you really don't hear much about Downtown or see him as a major character in too many collections.
The figure's quality lends it to photography. And, you'll see that some folks in the links have really been able to showcase just how awesome Downtown can be. So, check them out below!
1989 Downtown by thedustinmccoy
1989 Downtown by gijoebarcelona
1989 Downtown by elevatemetoahigherhumanform
1989 Downtown by thedustinmccoy
Saturday, November 18, 2023
1991 Sci Fi - Around The Web
The 1991 Sci Fi is a rather popular figure. Really, he solves for pretty much all of the criticisms of the 1986 debut figure. This later redesign features a removable helmet, smaller rifle and an overall sculpt that is less bulky than the original. In all, the figure is a strong update to a character who isn't all that high on most collectors' lists.
There's some nice content featuring the figure out there, though. For many collectors, the figure is their laser trooper. And, all the figure's gear allows for some cool posing. You'll see a bunch of these in the photos and content below.
1991 Sci Fi by gijoe_c4_panama
1991 Sci Fi by cowledcollector
Friday, November 17, 2023
2023 Cobra Mothership - Weekly Tracking Week 5
This week, Super7 did some promotion for the Mothership. Their Twitter account starting posting some new pics of the toy. It showed just how big the ship actually is. And, they showed off some of the interior of the ship. They promoted the 5 figure army building packs. And, they appeared on a podcast. The result of all this effort was...little. After gaining only 4 backers last week. It gained 7 backers this week: three of those occurring on Friday afternoon. Not a great return. But, at least it was free promotion instead of paid shilling.
I missed a day this week. Just got busy. I expect the same to happen next week with the holiday. But, with only 7 backers in a week, the daily totals become less important. For now, the only real value in the tracking of the numbers is to see if the 10% in the first week and 90% in the last week comes true. We'll see.
Here's the breakdown:
11/12/23 - 1433 + 2
11/13/23 - 1433 + 0
11/14/23 -
11/15/23 - 1435 + 2
11/16/23 - 1435 + 0
11/17/23 - 1438 + 3
Next week is Thanksgiving in the US. Typically, the Friday of that week is the biggest shopping day of the year and the day that people often commit to big gifts. So, I don't expect the needle to move much next week since I'll post an update early on Friday. But, the week after, that will cover Black Friday and Cyber Monday, should see an uptick from people who want to gift this item to themselves directly or by proxy. And, we should be within the next credit card statement date for most people, meaning that ordering it over next weekend vs. waiting for December should still get the charges on the same statement. After that, we'll have about 2 weeks left in the campaign. I still expect a surge on the final day. We'll see if it's enough to make this thing come to fruition.