Monday, October 31, 2022
Metal Hawk - Power Commandos
Saturday, October 29, 2022
2004 Red Ninja Viper - Around The Web
At the time of his release, the Red Ninja Viper seemed overly derivative of the common Satan figure from Argentina. And, the poor quality of the set really helped to limit the figures. But, with time comes perspective. And, 17 years later, the Red Ninja Viper fills a void, even if his gear is garbage and the figures tend to develop loose joints before you even move them. Factory customs have negated much of the value of this figure. But, he still has some uses and, if you got a bunch of them back in 2004, it's good to have them lying around in case you finally want to make up that Castle Destro diorama you've been putting off for the past 20 years.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2022
1993 Muskrat
In thinking about this figure, I could not remember when, exactly, I found him at retail. I do know that I bought him at the K-Mart in Bloomington, Indiana. As I was there to visit a friend when I was on break, it had to be in late 1995 as the calendar was turning to 1996. My friend from the area had told me there were some Joes at his local store. So, when I went, I found this Muskrat and the 1993 Mace hanging among the misfit leftovers of dead toy lines that were stored on the back endcap of a aisle that was tucked into the furthest corner of the store. Upon seeing the two figures, I bought them both. I paid a whopping $3.44 for each figure. I took them back to my friend's house, opened them up and found two really oddball figures that were more ridiculous than ingenious.
There's a lot going on with this figure. Even if you forgive the orange, dark blue and olive/tan color combo, the mold is a weird design. It almost looks as if Muskrat's chest was originally going to be a diver and he would have included a helmet that would have affixed nicely over the large shoulders and hoses. Beyond that, though, I'm not really sure what Hasbro was going for in this figure's design. He's certainly not the swamp fighter from 1988. The blue and orange color scheme doesn't offer any clues. So, the figure is really what you want to make of it. There's enough orange figures in the line that he fits with many 1993 figures, most notably the Mega Marines. So, there's use for him in that.
The most telling thing about this figure is that he has just one paint application. His body is blue plastic with orange paint. His arms feature only the orange color, too. The figure's waist and lower legs are cast in the tan/olive plastic to break up the blue and orange. But, they are plastic colors, not paint applications. None of the details on Muskrat's chest are highlighted. It's just a sea of orange against the dark blue. Even in the cheapest days of the early 2000's, figures got two paint applications. But, in 1993, there's several figures that were skimped on. Look at the poor 1993 Eel in the photos below where there are zero paint applications on the body and just a red stripe on the figure's eyes on the head. At least the figures who lost out are fewer in number than those who did get more attention in the paint mask department. But, one of the reasons why this figure suffers is the lack of painted details.
So, let's talk about accessories. For a 1993 figure, Muskrat includes a nice array of weapons. His tree featured the Updraft pistol, the 1992 Shockwave rifle, a small knife and the 1990 Ambush rifle all cast in a nice dark blue color. The color is probably better for Cobra. But, they are dark enough to still be useful and they match the figure quite well. There is the requisite missile launcher and two missiles. And, to top it off, Muskrat includes a helmet. The helmet is the same as Mace's, just in a different color. The calling card of both these figures, though, is that the missile launcher fits onto the helmet and can be worn on the figure's head. This both looks ridiculous and is also just, well, dumb. But, in the realm of bad 1993 toy ideas, it's probably not in the top 10. I'm not sure how the Joe design team came up with the idea of a head mounted missile launcher. But, it exists on two figures. We get a laugh out of it today. And, the generic helmet meant for this purpose deprives the figure of another head covering that might have made Muskrat much more useful.
Originally, Muskrat was going to be part of the DEF. DEF was supposed to carry over to 1993. However, Hasbro decided to cancel the DEF and simply include the figures meant for the subset as members of the standard Battle Corps line. Muskrat was released in Australia on a DEF card. And, DEF pre-production cards do exist for the US figure, too. Many of those early pre-production cards also feature a much brighter green helmet for Muskrat. It is more of a lime green than the subtle olive of the production figure. As oddities, the alternate cards are interesting. But, as the figure is the same, the only real plum is if you can find a bright green helmet.
The 1993 DEF newly sculpted figures ushered in the era of big shoulders and chests on Joe figures. You'll notice Muskrat's arms are set lower on his chest. This is a hallmark of the late run vintage Joe figures. It's doesn't look better than the higher set. So, there's no real need for it. But, it's pronounced on figures like Muskrat and even the Headhunter Stormtrooper. If we knew what Muskrat was wearing, the higher shoulders might make sense. But, even then, it would be a stretch. This updated construction can make it difficult to use pieces from earlier years with the later torsos. And, it shows the Joe line's slow evolution that continued through 1994. It's possible that by slowly adding bulk and size to the figures, it would have made kids more accepting on things like Replicators, Manimals and other cancelled 1995 designs that would have been bigger and bulkier. But, the utter failure of Sgt. Savage shows that straying too far from the standard sizing was not a good strategy.
Muskrat's mold died with this release. Despite the Headhunter Stormtrooper, Gristle, Mace, Bulletproof, Headhunter and Law all appearing in Brazil around 1995, Muskrat did not. There was no telling where his mold ended up. It's likely that Hasbro had it available. But, really, there is no demand for a repaint of this figure. And, the reality is that the bold color choices are the only thing saving this sculpt. It would take a remarkable accessory complement to make this Muskrat usable. So, collectors aren't really missing out on anything by not having another option for this mold available to them.
Like the rest of the 1993 figures planned for the DEF series, Muskrat isn't as common as the more standard Battle Corps figures. They were likely shipped together and didn't see the production run of the standard series release. They are not, though, rare. Lots of kids had them and the figures were easy to find until the last two or three years. The figure got a bit pricey for a time in 2020 and 2021. Now, though, he's dropping pretty fast. You'll still see dealers get $20+ for a mint and complete figure. But, he's about an $8 figure if you find one on the open market. And, you can get carded figures for under $25. So, that's worth the wait to get the figure for a fair price. As an oddity, Muskrat is worth less than $10. But, beyond that, this figure is tough to use and really only gets points for the powerful colors and oddball design.
Saturday, October 22, 2022
2002 Headman - Around The Web
Tuesday, October 18, 2022
1984 Slugger
In 1984, my younger brothers and I were all in on collecting G.I. Joe. Star Wars had been all but purged from our house and Joe dominated our toy room. We had most of the 1983 vehicles and figures. And, 1984 had been equally good to us. But, there were still many toys we didn't have as we headed into the fall gift giving season. It was in October that my younger brother acquired a Slugger for his birthday. While not as impressive as the MOBAT, the Slugger was the first heavy artillery vehicle in our collection. And, it quickly found itself in the center of play.
The Slugger itself isn't all that complex. There's a top and bottom of the tank. And, it has the huge cannon. It features very few parts. There's just a stabilizer, hatch door, machine gun and engine cover. But, these parts alone take a relatively boring tank and make it something much more useful. The cockpit allows for the driver to sit both above the hatch to operate the machine gun and under the hatch to keep the driver protected. The engine cover is pretty good as it allows for some play with repairs, etc. The colors are muted and in line with vehicles produced prior to 1985. In short, it's a neat toy for the middle price point vehicles. There's some molded details that would have been nice to have been real. But, that would have jumped the price on the Slugger beyond what parents in 1984 would have likely paid.
I have three main memories of the Slugger. Each are specific instances where the Slugger was featured in a memory. Beyond them, most of my general memories of the Slugger were of frustration. I liked vehicles that could hold many figures. The Slugger just held one figure in the driver's seat. I made attempt after attempt to sit other Joe figures on the rise opposite the engine. But, figures didn't really hold their seats very well. And, if you moved the Slugger, the figs positioned on the back would fall off. This limited the Slugger's use. And, as our Thunder arrived damaged, he wasn't a figure that I really tried to get into my rotation.
My main memory of the Slugger comes from that October in 1984 when the vehicle first came into our collection. For some reason, there was a small hole that had been dug in our front yard. I don't recall the circumstances of it being there. But, I noticed it was the perfect size for the Slugger to fit into. I put the Slugger into the hole and, from here, it could command the entire right side of our front yard. The tank was lowered enough to be difficult to hit with small arms fire. But, the cannon and the driver mounted machine gun were above ground and could rain fire down upon Cobra. In order to better hide the Slugger, I pulled some green grass and laid it over the top of the vehicle. The Slugger stayed in this position, destroying Cobra for three or four days. Then, the grass on top of it had started to yellow so I took the Slugger out of the hole and back inside for more adventures.
My second Slugger memory would have had to have occurred in the summer of 1985. I was visiting my Grandfather in Buffalo, NY. For some reason, as I was picking which vehicle I would take with me, the Slugger spoke to me. I guess I hadn't played with it in a while. So, it got the honor of going on the trip. I've mentioned playing at my grandfather's house before. But, nearly all our adventures were on the stone steps in front of his house. One day on this trip, though, I decided to play in his small backyard. Here, he had a flower garden that had a small trough in the dirt between the garden and the grass. Cobra had to cross this treacherous area. So, the Joes installed a Slugger between the giant flower plants. I remember playing this out one afternoon in the bright sunshine. So, the next morning, I went out to continue the adventure. However, as the garden was shaded in the morning, it was too cold to be outside and I had to wait until the sun moved before I was able to resume my story. It was the only time I used his backyard as the setting for battles, though.
My final Slugger memory was one of those dumb childhood acts of hubris. Being older than most of the kids who played with Joe in the neighborhood, I liked to show off how smart I was. So, one day, as one of the neighborhood kids had his Slugger out, I decided to show him and some other kids how the stabilizer worked. I stuck the spikes on the stabilizer into some soft dirt. I then pretended for the Slugger to fire. However, I didn't just yell "BANG". No. I decided to simulate the force of the cannon firing and pushed the Slugger back against the stabilizer as hard as I could. The stabilizer did not give ground. Instead, the force split the Slugger in two and pulled the top half from the bottom half of the tank! Fortunately, none of the tabs were broken. But, they were strained and that poor kid's Slugger was never the same. I learned not to screw around like that as the last thing I wanted was to have to replace the kid's toy with my hard earned lawn mowing money.
The Slugger was released the world over. After the Hasbro release debuted in 1984, it then appeared in Brazil and Argentina. Sometime after that, Hasbro offered the Slugger as a mail away. However, the mail away version was missing the cammo pattern of the original release. This is a highly desired variant of the Slugger. Hasbro then dropped it one final time in 1997. This brown version was a decent update to the Slugger and is also a must have for the mold. That was the end, though, as the Slugger didn't reappear again in the 2000's. So, there's 5 major variants of the mold that are worth tracking down. Though, I'd have quickly bought another Slugger design during the repaint era.
There was a time when Slugger's were the bane of any collection acquiring collector's existence. They were stupidly common and no one wanted them. Slowly, though, in the last 20 or so years, things have changed. Now, the Slugger is fairly popular. Fortunately, it's still really easy to find a mint Slugger. There's not much to them, so they're usually in good shape. What they are not, though, is complete. The Slugger features 4 removable parts from the main base. Three of these, the machine gun, the hatch cover and the hatch peg are a pain in the ass to find. And, as such, you'll pay for them. Sans these three items, Sluggers are a couple of bucks each. You'll probably pay more in shipping than you will for the body of the vehicle.
Complete Sluggers sell in the $30 to $40 range. But, you'll add another $10 to $12 for shipping. The hatch cover and pin will run you at least $20. And, the machine gun usually sells for $25 or so. So, it's definitely worth just buying a complete one. The upside is that the machine gun mold was used both for the 1997 Slugger as well as the Cobra Surveillance Port. While both of these uses are in different colors, they still look good with the original Slugger and fit the slot for the weapon. So, you can economize if you are a bit scrappy. I'm not sure this vehicle will give you $50 of enjoyment, though. While it does look good, it still only holds one figure and takes up a lot of space. But, for the right price, it's a classic piece and is an essential part of an early Joe convoy.
Saturday, October 15, 2022
1988 Night Force Crazylegs - Around The Web
The vintage Night Force figures get a bit repetitive. The colors start to run together. And, in most cases, the Night Force figures aren't really an upgrade over the original color schemes. But, in a few cases, the Night Force paint job salvages a poorly painted figure mold. Such is the case with the Night Force Crazylegs. The original red is just too much. But, in black and olive, Crazylegs takes on new life and is a great update to the character. To this day, I really only see this Night Force version as Crazylegs.
While few other collectors share my dislike for the red Crazylegs, many do enjoy the Night Force look as I do. There's lots of great content on the Night Force Crazylegs out there. So, please check these links below.
1988 Night Force Crazylegs Profile
1988 Night Force Crazylegs by Slipstream80
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Wednesday, October 12, 2022
1985 Ferret - Around The Web
The Ferret is a cool little vehicle that was a great toy for the price. It's the type of thing that would make a great candidate for re-release with a new driver or two. But, that's not likely to happen. But, at least we can enjoy the original release and the 2000's era repaints. Here's some solid content on the Ferret from around the web.
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Saturday, October 8, 2022
1988 Blizzard - Around the Web
Blizzard Profile
Blizzard Pre Production Figure at YoJoe.com
Blizzard Video Review
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Blizzard by thevintagetoylife
Tuesday, October 4, 2022
1983 Battle Gear #1
After Christmas of 1982, I owned four G.I. Joe figures. But, between Snake Eyes, Clutch, Hawk and Breaker, I had just one gun. Three of the four figures did not include weapons. This greatly limited my play options. I went so far as to find an HO-scale coupler for train cars that kind of looked like a pistol and used it for Breaker. I desperately wanted additional accessories so that all my figures could not only have at least one weapon, but even a choice of some of my favorite weapon designs. My wishes came true one day when we were in Buffalo, visiting my grandparents. We were there for a short trip early in the year. We hadn't taken many toys, confirming the trip was shorter than our normal week. But, when out shopping, I found a new pack of G.I. Joe accessories at a local store. It was the original Battle Gear pack.
The pack was cheap enough that my mother bought one for both my younger brother and I. With these weapons, I now had the ability to give Clutch a visor as well as offering a spare Uzi to Breaker. I could choose any weapons I wanted for Hawk and Clutch, too. Of course, Clutch got Stalker's M-32. But, I also added some accessories to the VAMP. The new Breaker headset would fit behind the seat with the wire tucked into the seam between the seat and the bottom of the vehicle. So, this allowed for anyone riding shotgun in the VAMP to be able to communicate with the rest of the team. I also placed a spare Uzi on the same spot. This way, the VAMP had a backup small arm if it crashed or just ran out of gas. Hawk, well, I learned a hard lesson with him. I tried to get Grunt's M-16 into his hands and it immediately snapped his thumb. That was the end of that Hawk figure. And, it's part of what pushed me back to Star Wars figures as 1983 crept on.
The odd thing about the Battle Gear pack was that the accessories were colored differently from those included with figures. The weapons themselves are a lighter grey color than the original gear. Even in 1983, I could easily tell the difference between the Battle Gear and original weapons. But, the weapons are close enough in color to be useful. The visors are identical to the originals, though. The helmets and backpacks, though, were very different. The helmets were dark brown and did not match any figure. The packs, though, were worse. They were a tan color. Again, they matched no figures until the 1983 Falcon Glider Grunt was released. There was no explanation for the color changes. In fact, the 1983 promo catalog showed original gear in the set. So, the color change was a later decision that was never explained.
The 1983 Battle Gear set includes every accessory from the 1982 line. There are 4 visors, two Uzis and even Snake Eyes' ammo pack. There were three exceptions, though. Short Fuze's mortar and stand were omitted as was Zap's bazooka. These three pieces would later show up in white in the 1984 Battle Gear set. But, again, there was no explanation as to why they weren't included. It was made weirder by the fact that their shared backpack was included with the 1983 set. The fact that both those accessories underwent design changes could explain it. But, both the 1982 Snake Eyes Uzi and Stalker M-32 are different from the 1983 releases of both accessories. So, other weapons were modified, too. The exclusion of these weapons remains a mystery nearly 40 years later.
The biggest new feature of the Battle Gear set is the battle stands. These little rectangles of plastic brought a whole new element to Joe collecting. The stands allowed kids to pose their figures and stand them up in any pose they desired. The Battle Gear included two stands. Starting in 1984, differently colored stands would be included with several small playsets. By 1993, every figure included a stand on their weapon tree. This ingenious idea allowed kids to display figures. But, it also allowed them to put their toys away on a shelf using vertical space and keeping their gear on.
In the early days of Joe collecting, the ubiquity of 1983 Battle Gear weapons allowed customizers to accessorize their creations with great aplomb. They were free to paint, slice up and otherwise modify the Battle Gear weapons without worrying about their original accessories. For dealers, though, the 1983 Battle Gear provided a great way to bilk unsuspecting collectors out of their hard earned money by offering them as original gear with original 13 figures. Even today, you'll see many seller "mistake" Battle Gear weapons for the original. But, the colors are blatantly different and there's no excuse for any mistakes by a seller.
The value to a collector today is that this Battle Gear is an excellent option to properly outfit factory custom figures. Many of Red Laser Army's figures are obvious homages to various foreign and unproduced characters from the Joe line's earliest days. They, though, lacked gear that was a perfect match for them. Battle Gear allows you to give these characters the weapons they deserve. And, while the 1983 helmets and packs aren't great for many figures, the weapons are a great way to update the homages. Having some cheap alternatives for that purpose is a definite plus.
Back in the early 2000's, before people got stupid with Joe prices, it was relatively easy to put together a small team of original 13 figures in a tan style. With Grunt, Clutch and Doc bodies, you could make a tan Breaker, Hawk and Stalker. If you were handy with a little paint, you could put together a decent Snake Eyes, too. And, the Battle Gear weapons are a perfect match for this set. To this day, I store my Tan Grunt with the Battle Gear backpack and M-16 since they are so closely aligned in color to the figure. The tan works with Scarlett, too, as a way to better accessorize her.
For me, the real value of the Battle Gear came many years after its initial release. In 1986 and 1987, I often had third faction terrorists or freedom fighters (really, they're the same thing just with different marketing depending upon which side they battle against) who would interject into the Joe vs. Cobra conflict. My favorite was having them drive up to a ceremony in the A-Team van, open the door and pop out with small sub machine guns and mow down the dignitaries in attendance. As small weapons were not overly common in the Joe line (and, most of the ones that did exist were in use by their original owners!) the Battle Gear Uzis were a great means of making these civilian fighters a more formidable force. I'd toss in some of the larger rifles, too, as part of their getaway plan.
My other random memory of the Battle Gear weapons comes on a cold winter's day, probably in either 1984 or 1985. It was a Sunday and I had been playing with my Joes in the garage. (It was warmer in there than outside, but still counted as outside play.) I picked them all up and took them in. A few hours later, right before dinner, I went back out to put away some bikes or balls and happened to find a Battle Gear M-60 on the floor. It wasn't part of my team that had been in the garage that day. And, it was a neat find as we didn't have a regular Rock and Roll and this Battle Gear version was the only copy of his weapon in our possession. I took the weapon inside. Really, though, it's not finding the weapon that was memorable. Instead, it was the feeling I had as I picked it up off the floor. For some reason, I got an overwhelming feeling of sadness that it was Sunday night and I was back to school on Monday. To this day, I get the same feeling on some Sunday afternoons as the sun goes down. Every time I do, I think back to that day in the garage, finding Rock and Roll's gun and then being saddened by the fact that my fun was over and it was back to work early the following morning.
You'll see some dealers command premiums for various accessories in this set. The Uzi tends to command the highest price and sells for around $7, even as dealers ask double that. But, the real value in the set is the visors. As such, you'll usually find sets that are sold sans visors. A whole loose set with no visors will run about $20. On their own, though, visors sell for around $20. So, getting the visors, too, will be expensive. You can get carded sets in the $85 range. Which, with 4 visors is a little lower than the loose price. For just the weapons, the price is probably decent. Original Uzis aren't easy to find and this is a cheap way to get them. My only real lament is that the other Battle Gear packs in subsequent years didn't follow the close coloring of the originals like this first attempt at additional accessories did.
Saturday, October 1, 2022
2017 Sightline - Around The Web
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