In the first half of 2004, the initial images of the upcoming Comic Book Packs surfaced. Collectors were wowed by the assortment of figures: but the enthusiasm was largely due to the fact that there would another outlet for vintage style figures at retail. The first 9 figures had their gems. Everyone wanted another Cobra Trooper at retail. There were highly anticipated new head sculpts for original 13 characters. And, we were finally getting Kwinn. But, the figures were also flawed. As was the case with many releases of the era: Hasbro tried to make do with what they had handy rather than what made sense. So, while it's great to see a character like Kwinn, he is far from perfect.
In the summer of 1984, I walked down to the local Hook's Drug Store to get some candy. My cousins and younger brothers were with me. When we went into the store, I noticed G.I. Joe #27 on the comic rack. (They kept the comics between the greeting cards and the pharmacy, so I rarely went over to that part of the store.) I had to buy it as I had read my friends copy of #26 just before school let out for the summer. As a sign of the times, though, I didn't have enough money to buy it. I had only brought .25 to the store to buy some candy. (Amazing that a quarter was enough to get 2 Jolly Rancher sticks and get change....) In the irrational fear of a 10 year old, I couldn't leave the store in case someone came and bought all the copies of the comic they had in stock. So, I convinced my cousins to walk back to our house with my brothers and then walk back with some additional money so I could buy my first G.I. Joe comic book. Once I did this, the comic became a mainstay of my childhood. I soon discovered the Broad Ripple Comic Carnival just a few blocks from my home and this store became one of my main hangouts well into my teenage years. It was at that store in late 1984 that I found a copy of G.I. Joe #2 for the whopping price of $3.
When I got it home, I read the story and was awed by the introduction of the Kwinn character. He was a fascinating villain. He had thoroughly outfoxed the Joes. But, had also sold out the Russians. The final panel of Snake Eyes wearing Kwinn's necklace was a powerful image. (It also was an early insight into Snake Eyes' character.) It was cool to see the Joes working in a smaller team on a mission with a specific objective. The fact that Larry Hama was able to tie the frequency modulator from this issue to Cobra almost 5 years later shows the dedication and forethought he put into the stories. I started to wear the issue out as I read it so often. I also started to notice the price for that issue was rising steadily. So, I stopped reading it in hopes of preserving the issue's condition. To this day, my only copy of #2 was the one purchased at the local comic shop all those years ago.
The issue sold me on the Kwinn character, too. For a comic that was supposed to be "for a kid's toy", Larry Hama added a lot of complexity and depth to the characters. Kwinn was complicated. He was a bad guy: but with some morals and scruples. (Kind of an early model for what would become Destro.) He added political intrigue with the Russian element and showcased the grim realities of the world with the station crews going mad and killing themselves. The comic remains a powerful memory for me because the intricacy of the characters made it far more compelling reading than most items geared at boys under the age of 10 at the time.
Kwinn only really had two looks in the comic. He wore his winter gear in his debut in G.I. Joe #2 and then switched to Khahki shorts when he returned in #12. Getting a figure to match his jungle look with existing vintage Joe parts would have been difficult and likely produced an awkward looking figure. The character's introductory winter gear was also problematic. Kwinn was supposed to be a giant man. His dossier in G.I. Joe #2 lists as 6 feet 10 inches tall and 260 pounds. It would be impossible to showcase that impressive physique with existing Joe parts. So, Hasbro made due with what they had. As with Horrorshow, Kwinn's size is lost in the process.
Like most of the comic pack figures, though, this Kwinn isn't without his issues. The main beef is that the figure's fur collar is attached to his head. Looking straight ahead, this isn't much of an issue. But, as soon as you turn the head, it becomes apparent and makes the figure rather odd looking. It also precludes the head's usage on other figures without modification. Since these figures were heavily clearanced, it wasn't a huge deal for collectors of the time to have a few spare Kwinn figures (especially since the Scarlett in the pack was also desirable custom fodder) so this wasn't a huge hindrance. Kwinn's use of Big Ben parts, though, was a big cliched. Big Ben is a great figure. But, he was released in 2001, 2002, 2003 and his parts appeared multiple times in 2004 and 2005. In short, collectors were sick of him and the parts that comprised him. So, Kwinn appeared a little stale due to the overuse of the chest pieces.
Kwinn's gear is OK. The mighty Eskimo was known for .30 cal machine gun. While Hasbro had a more suitable weapon mold in the doomed 1995 Sgt. Savage line, they were not yet creative enough to think that far outside the box in 2004. So, Kwinn was, instead, given the 1984 Roadblock's .50 cal machine gun. Really, all the two weapons have in common is that they are big machine guns. And, as Roadblock's weapon is iconically his, it looks even more out of place with Kwinn. The figure does have a nicely done Weasel Skull necklace. It's rough. But, anything in this scale would be. For good measure, the figure also includes a random black version of Dial Tone's weapon as well as a repainted Order animal that's meant to be a sled dog. In short, a simple machine gun swap would have done wonders for this figure. But, considering the era in which he was released, at least Hasbro tried to match the character's comic weaponry.
It is somewhat difficult to believe that this figure is now more than 13 years old. Despite the age, the figure still seems new to me. That's partly due to the fact that ARAH style figures have been pretty much dead since 2006 and even in the years before that, the number of releases was relatively low. As such, Kwinn feels like a new acquisition since there have been so few figures released after him. I could have gone for a convention repaint of this figure, but maybe with a newly sculpted, hooded head. It might have worked out and been a much more fun release than much of what we got. I always found it odd that the ARAH style convention sets never attempted to reuse the Oktober Guard or Kwinn figures as they were collector favorite characters whose repaints would have better resonated than the dull and lifeless club creations.
Hasbro brought the Kwinn character back to life with an Anniversary release in 2013. This figure seems to have sparked a bit of resurgance in this original Kwinn. Three or four years ago, mint and complete with filecard Kwinn figures would sit, unsold, for $1.00. Now, the figure seems to sell in the $8 range. But, you can get a carded 3 pack with the Snake Eyes and Scarlett figure for around $12-$15. Since the Snake Eyes is decent and Scarlett is new enough, it's probably better (and easier!) to just buy a carded pack if you want the Kwinn figure. Like most figures from this era, you'll see dealer pricing at quite a bit higher as the once ubiquitous supply of Kwinns has started to dwindle.
I find this Kwinn a reminder of the days when Hasbro still cared about the Joe brand and used as a proving ground for new ideas for retail products. Unfortunately, so many of them failed that it's easy to see why Hasbro gave up on the brand. But, if you were around in 2004, the comic packs were an awesome idea and really energized the Joe community for a while. Most of the figures from them are highly forgettable, though. Kwinn isn't perfect. But, he's good enough for a Hasbro release. In some ways, at least we got him. That's more than could be said for his contemporary characters like Scarface and Dr. Venom who were also integral to his storyline.
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
1985 Flint - Around the Web
Flint is my all time favorite Joe figure. I found him at the local KB Toys in February of 1985. But, his head was drooping in the package and I thought he was defective since I didn't know about the new head articulation, yet. So, I passed him up for Airtight and Footloose. I regretted that for months as I could not find Flint anywhere. For Easter that year, my brother got a Bazooka. I was sure I'd get Flint. But, there were no Joes in my Easter basket.
When I finally got him, he didn't disappoint and quickly became the most used figure in my arsenal. To this day, there is something about Flint's design that resonates with me and he remains one figures of whom I can own enough versions. It was 18 years ago today that I first profiled the Flint figure. I've revisited him a few times through the years. Here's the best content on him from around the web.
Flint Profile 2012
Flint Profile 1999
Flint - Review of all International Flint Releases
Funskool Flint Profile
Muralha - Brazilian Flint Profile
Flint at JoeDios.com 1
Flint at JoeDios.com 2
Flint at JoeDios.com 3
Flint at JoeDios.com 4
Flint at JoeDios.com 5
Flint at JoeDios.com 6
Flint at 3DJoes.com
Flint at JoeADay.com
Flint at Mobile Strike Force
When I finally got him, he didn't disappoint and quickly became the most used figure in my arsenal. To this day, there is something about Flint's design that resonates with me and he remains one figures of whom I can own enough versions. It was 18 years ago today that I first profiled the Flint figure. I've revisited him a few times through the years. Here's the best content on him from around the web.
Flint Profile 2012
Flint Profile 1999
Flint - Review of all International Flint Releases
Funskool Flint Profile
Muralha - Brazilian Flint Profile
Flint at JoeDios.com 1
Flint at JoeDios.com 2
Flint at JoeDios.com 3
Flint at JoeDios.com 4
Flint at JoeDios.com 5
Flint at JoeDios.com 6
Flint at 3DJoes.com
Flint at JoeADay.com
Flint at Mobile Strike Force
Thursday, November 23, 2017
1990 Vapor - Around the Web
The 1990 Vapor is an odd figure. He's supposed to be high tech. But, he comes across looking more like a BAT upgrade. But, the colors are strong and he's kind of tough to find. So, you can forgive his quirkiness. Here's the best of him from around the web.
1990 Vapor Profile
Vapor at Nekoman's Viper Pit
Vapor Dio 1 (There's a DOZEN of them here!)
Vapor at JoeADay.com
Vapor Dio 2
Vapor at 3DJoes.com
Vapor Dio 3
1990 Vapor Profile
Vapor at Nekoman's Viper Pit
Vapor Dio 1 (There's a DOZEN of them here!)
Vapor at JoeADay.com
Vapor Dio 2
Vapor at 3DJoes.com
Vapor Dio 3
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
2001 Zartan
We all know the "Comic Book Guy" from the Simpsons. You can hear his voice when you say "worst...Joe...EVER!". But, which figure really is the worst? Big Boa? He's definitely horrible. Raptor? Terrible. Crystal Ball? Historically bad. (Notice the 1987 theme?) But, those figures, to me, get a break. They were made in a time for kids of that time. The designers of the Joe line took a chance. It failed...miserably. But, they were trying to make something great. The Hasbro team of 2001, though, doesn't have that as a fallback. They knew better. They were making a line of Joes for collectors, to appeal to collectors and hoped that collectors would love them. As such, their release of the 2001 Zartan figure really is unforgivable and that makes him my far and away choice for the worst figure in the line.
When Joe returned in 1997, collectors were lukewarm to the offerings. Vintage Joes were cheap and plentiful. So, the missing molds and generally lackluster repaints didn't ignite the collecting world. 1998, though, started to change things. Hasbro filling in the Oktober Guard was a huge nod to collectors. The classic Firefly figure returned to retail for the first time in 14 years. And, Hasbro dropped 4 spectacular army building figures into the collecting world. The 1998 line really felt like Hasbro really understood Joe collectors. When the new line debuted in 2000, the first wave felt like it carried on this tradition. Cobra Commander, the Baroness mold, another Firefly (that was OK then!) and General (Toma)Hawk all felt like they were made for collectors. The rest of the figures were well done enough that the line felt like a solid homage to the vintage run. But then, Hasbro out-thought themselves. Instead of getting collectors what they wanted, they continued to pack army builders with named Cobra characters. They painted every Joe in olive drab: diluting the color. And, terrible homage figure shredded any credibility that the Joe team at Hasbro had. The line spiraled into oblivion as retail interest faded away. The final insult was the release of the Zartan figure.
In 2001, Zartan was about as popular a Cobra as you could find. At the time, it was rare for a G.I. Joe figure to appear on "Best Of" toy lists. Joe just didn't have the cachet. However, Zartan was an exception. His name and gimmick transcended Joe and the Zartan figure was as popular as any of the mainstay Joes or Cobras. Collectors really had no options. There was the original Zartan figure. And, that was it. The 1993 Ninja Force figure was simply ignored as the Joe world of the time barely acknowledged any figure made after 1987. So, collectors were keen for a new Zartan that was cheaper and less brittle than the original. The anticipation was high: probably higher for any figure other than the planned "Crimson Viper" that ultimately ended up a convention exclusive release. When the figure appeared, though, the disappointment was colossal. The Zartan was not the version 1. It was a newly amalgamated figure using the SAW Viper body and a new head based on the original. To say the figure was terrible and not in any way up to the legacy of the original Zartan is an understatement. Collectors were dismayed at Hasbro's complete ineptitude when it came to such and important character. They had completely bungled one of the easiest slam dunks in the line's history.
The very best part of the Zartan story, though, comes from India. Right after Hasbro botched their Zartan figure, Funskool announced they were releasing a Zartan figure on a single card. When the images showed up, Funskool was using the V1 Zartan mold! And, it was a slight repaint of the American figure. In short, it was everything American collectors wanted. So, the Hasbro Zartan was all but forgotten as jilted collectors instead spent $4 to buy Funskool Zartans. This way, they got a mask and the original gun (though in red). The upside is that this fiasco lead many collectors who had avoided Funskool due to quality control issues to finally take the plunge to get a cool new Zartan figure. The bad news was that Funskool quality at the time was terrible and many collectors found their worst expectations of poor quality to be true.
The real travesty of this mold is that it used up a slot on the SAW Viper's body. As such, the body got a bad rap. We'd only see the SAW Viper one more time: in the 2003 Python Patrol set. Sadly, this figure is not in the standard pattern as the rest of the figures and is bright red in color. The SAW Viper would have been a great substitute in the Urban Strike set or as part of a convention army builder. The Zartan head created for this release could have found life on another, better conceived Zartan. But, Hasbro got the V1 Zartan mold back from Funskool in 2003. (In an ill conceived attempt to appease collectors. Funskool's return of the molds ended up hurting collectors since Hasbro simply never used most of the molds and the Funskool figures who had been cheap and plentiful were taken out of production: never to return.) From the ashes of this figure could have risen a phoenix of other, decent figures. But, Hasbro let this Zartan and his parts die on the vine and focused their efforts on rehashes of the V1 figure.
One of the things that blinded Hasbro in the 2000's was their attempts to remain true to the originals. In some cases, that worked. But, in the case of this Zartan, it backfired atrociously. If you take the flesh parts of this figure and color them silver, you get a solid homage to V1 Zartan that's not ridiculous. The collar on his chest would then make sense and you get a figure that was different enough that people might have actually warmed to him. The SAW Viper accessories still made no sense. But, a few extra sets of those were nice to have when the 2004 Cobra Infantry Team was so weakly equipped. Just making one color change would transform the worst figure ever into something that collectors could have, at least, accepted. I doubt even that figure would have been popular. But, he wouldn't be the laughingstock of the line.
Again, this figure is worthless. It's so worthless that you don't see them very often because no one wants to waste their time on the figure. As the Shadow Viper with whom he was packed isn't an overly popular army builder, there weren't collectors who stockpiled dozens or hundreds of spare Zartan figures and who will easily part with one for a buck or two. But, you can find the figure without too much trouble if you ask around. Since you can get a carded version for under $10 and that includes the excellent Shadow Viper, it's probably best to just buy a carded sample and open it up.
I hate this figure. I hate this figure because he's terrible. I hate this figure because he took up a rare slot for a vintage figure and it was wasted. I hate this figure because I hate what Hasbro turned the ARAHC into. But, mostly, I hate this figure because someone (probably a lot of someones) at Hasbro at the time looked at this monstrosity and thought that collectors would gobble up garbage because it had the Zartan name. And, they were right. I have one. At one time, I had three or four of them due to my acquisition of a few Shadow Vipers. But, they were also wrong. The type of lazy thinking lead to demise of the short lived Joe line. I suspect that was Hasbro's plan as they geared up to get the JvC sculpts into production. But, their disdain for collectors lives on to this day. And, that irritates me. But, I see items like the 2017 Missile Command and think that, maybe, Hasbro is finally starting to get it. But, when items like that are only available for exclusive, limited windows before you have to pay a 100% - 200% markup on the aftermarket, I still see them thumbing their noses at us. But, like I said, I'm still here. So, now we all know who the true fool is.
When Joe returned in 1997, collectors were lukewarm to the offerings. Vintage Joes were cheap and plentiful. So, the missing molds and generally lackluster repaints didn't ignite the collecting world. 1998, though, started to change things. Hasbro filling in the Oktober Guard was a huge nod to collectors. The classic Firefly figure returned to retail for the first time in 14 years. And, Hasbro dropped 4 spectacular army building figures into the collecting world. The 1998 line really felt like Hasbro really understood Joe collectors. When the new line debuted in 2000, the first wave felt like it carried on this tradition. Cobra Commander, the Baroness mold, another Firefly (that was OK then!) and General (Toma)Hawk all felt like they were made for collectors. The rest of the figures were well done enough that the line felt like a solid homage to the vintage run. But then, Hasbro out-thought themselves. Instead of getting collectors what they wanted, they continued to pack army builders with named Cobra characters. They painted every Joe in olive drab: diluting the color. And, terrible homage figure shredded any credibility that the Joe team at Hasbro had. The line spiraled into oblivion as retail interest faded away. The final insult was the release of the Zartan figure.
In 2001, Zartan was about as popular a Cobra as you could find. At the time, it was rare for a G.I. Joe figure to appear on "Best Of" toy lists. Joe just didn't have the cachet. However, Zartan was an exception. His name and gimmick transcended Joe and the Zartan figure was as popular as any of the mainstay Joes or Cobras. Collectors really had no options. There was the original Zartan figure. And, that was it. The 1993 Ninja Force figure was simply ignored as the Joe world of the time barely acknowledged any figure made after 1987. So, collectors were keen for a new Zartan that was cheaper and less brittle than the original. The anticipation was high: probably higher for any figure other than the planned "Crimson Viper" that ultimately ended up a convention exclusive release. When the figure appeared, though, the disappointment was colossal. The Zartan was not the version 1. It was a newly amalgamated figure using the SAW Viper body and a new head based on the original. To say the figure was terrible and not in any way up to the legacy of the original Zartan is an understatement. Collectors were dismayed at Hasbro's complete ineptitude when it came to such and important character. They had completely bungled one of the easiest slam dunks in the line's history.
The very best part of the Zartan story, though, comes from India. Right after Hasbro botched their Zartan figure, Funskool announced they were releasing a Zartan figure on a single card. When the images showed up, Funskool was using the V1 Zartan mold! And, it was a slight repaint of the American figure. In short, it was everything American collectors wanted. So, the Hasbro Zartan was all but forgotten as jilted collectors instead spent $4 to buy Funskool Zartans. This way, they got a mask and the original gun (though in red). The upside is that this fiasco lead many collectors who had avoided Funskool due to quality control issues to finally take the plunge to get a cool new Zartan figure. The bad news was that Funskool quality at the time was terrible and many collectors found their worst expectations of poor quality to be true.
The real travesty of this mold is that it used up a slot on the SAW Viper's body. As such, the body got a bad rap. We'd only see the SAW Viper one more time: in the 2003 Python Patrol set. Sadly, this figure is not in the standard pattern as the rest of the figures and is bright red in color. The SAW Viper would have been a great substitute in the Urban Strike set or as part of a convention army builder. The Zartan head created for this release could have found life on another, better conceived Zartan. But, Hasbro got the V1 Zartan mold back from Funskool in 2003. (In an ill conceived attempt to appease collectors. Funskool's return of the molds ended up hurting collectors since Hasbro simply never used most of the molds and the Funskool figures who had been cheap and plentiful were taken out of production: never to return.) From the ashes of this figure could have risen a phoenix of other, decent figures. But, Hasbro let this Zartan and his parts die on the vine and focused their efforts on rehashes of the V1 figure.
One of the things that blinded Hasbro in the 2000's was their attempts to remain true to the originals. In some cases, that worked. But, in the case of this Zartan, it backfired atrociously. If you take the flesh parts of this figure and color them silver, you get a solid homage to V1 Zartan that's not ridiculous. The collar on his chest would then make sense and you get a figure that was different enough that people might have actually warmed to him. The SAW Viper accessories still made no sense. But, a few extra sets of those were nice to have when the 2004 Cobra Infantry Team was so weakly equipped. Just making one color change would transform the worst figure ever into something that collectors could have, at least, accepted. I doubt even that figure would have been popular. But, he wouldn't be the laughingstock of the line.
Again, this figure is worthless. It's so worthless that you don't see them very often because no one wants to waste their time on the figure. As the Shadow Viper with whom he was packed isn't an overly popular army builder, there weren't collectors who stockpiled dozens or hundreds of spare Zartan figures and who will easily part with one for a buck or two. But, you can find the figure without too much trouble if you ask around. Since you can get a carded version for under $10 and that includes the excellent Shadow Viper, it's probably best to just buy a carded sample and open it up.
I hate this figure. I hate this figure because he's terrible. I hate this figure because he took up a rare slot for a vintage figure and it was wasted. I hate this figure because I hate what Hasbro turned the ARAHC into. But, mostly, I hate this figure because someone (probably a lot of someones) at Hasbro at the time looked at this monstrosity and thought that collectors would gobble up garbage because it had the Zartan name. And, they were right. I have one. At one time, I had three or four of them due to my acquisition of a few Shadow Vipers. But, they were also wrong. The type of lazy thinking lead to demise of the short lived Joe line. I suspect that was Hasbro's plan as they geared up to get the JvC sculpts into production. But, their disdain for collectors lives on to this day. And, that irritates me. But, I see items like the 2017 Missile Command and think that, maybe, Hasbro is finally starting to get it. But, when items like that are only available for exclusive, limited windows before you have to pay a 100% - 200% markup on the aftermarket, I still see them thumbing their noses at us. But, like I said, I'm still here. So, now we all know who the true fool is.
Thursday, November 16, 2017
1984 Zartan - Around the Web
Zartan is one of the most popular and enduring Joe characters. His original figure is revered and the character is considered among the titans of the line. Through the years, I've often neglected Zartan in my photos. His original figure rarely appears, even though I quite like it. I'm not sure why. I've just never felt that I've been able to capture the essence of the character in a photo. But, I still consider him among the best figures Hasbro ever produced and he is a perfect example of how Joe could veer away from harsh military realism and still be enjoyed. There's lots of content on Zartan out there. But, here's some of my favorites from around the web.
Zartan Profile
New York Times Article from December 6, 1984 regarding Zartan's filecard change
Zartan at JoeaDay.com
Zartan @ 3DJoes.com
Zartan by Backyard Battles
Zartan at WikiPedia
Zartan Video Review
Zartan at the Cobra Temple
Zartan Profile
New York Times Article from December 6, 1984 regarding Zartan's filecard change
Zartan at JoeaDay.com
Zartan @ 3DJoes.com
Zartan by Backyard Battles
Zartan at WikiPedia
Zartan Video Review
Zartan at the Cobra Temple
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