Friday, August 28, 2026

2002 Dial Tone (Gift Set Exclusive) - Random Photos of the Day

Lost in the army builder madness that was 2002 were a slew of really nice Joe affiliated repaints.  Mirage, Big Ben and even General Tomahawk were all nice alternate looks for some, at the time, underappreciated characters.  Among these was what is, probably, my favorite retail release of that, the Gift Set Dial Tone.

In 2002, collectors were down on Dial Tone since he had just been released in 2000.  He wasn't a figure that anyone was keen on seeing return.  But, Hasbro tossed a gem into the BJ's set.  We were given a nicely colored Dial Tone figure that was true to the characters roots while bringing some uniquely colored plastic to the line as a whole.  

Dial Tone features some weird, sparkly, metallic plastic on his torso.  It wasn't a mix that appeared again.  The BJ's set seemed somewhat experimental in this regard when it came to plastic and paint combinations.  But, the effect worked.  Dial Tone stands out among figures from his era: in a good way.  The plastic is used to offset the fact that he doesn't have a ton of paint applications.  But, the figure looks like he's very intricate due to Dial Tone's layered uniform.  

Sadly, this version didn't include proper accessories.  At the time, 1986 Dial Tone gear was readily available and cheap.  So, it was possible to give this 2002 version the vintage accessories.  The grey backpack isn't a great match for the figure, though.  It's become easy to black versions of Dial Tone gun.  And, seeing that with the figure gives you an idea of how amazing he would look with the proper backpack in the same color.  

Everyone hated this figure back in 2002 and 2003.  They didn't hate it because it was bad.  They hated it because it wasn't an army builder, it wasn't a Cobra.  And, it wasn't one of the "acceptable" Joe characters that collectors had deemed they would accept in a retail set.  So, the figure because worthless and disposable.  It allowed me to pick up a couple of extras.  But, mostly, these guys are stashed away in the bottom of a forgotten shoe box by guys who packed up all their Joes so they had room to line up their 8 red Undertows on a metal shelf to get some message board cred.  

But, if you haven't picked up any new figures in a while, I'll suggest this Dial Tone.  He's both fun and useful and really helps to give any repaint era Joe team a little zing.

2002 Dial Tone, BJ's Exclusive, 1985, Flint, Mauler MBT, 1986, General Hawk


2002 Dial Tone, BJ's Exclusive, 2005, Comic Pack Stalker

2002 Dial Tone, BJ's Exclusive, 1984, Thunder, Recondo, Steel Brigade, Black Major

2002 Dial Tone, BJ's Exclusive, Mirage, Big Ben

2002 Dial Tone, BJ's Exclusive, 2001, 2000, Duke, ARAHC, Shadowtrak, Palitoy, Red Shadows

2002 Dial Tone, BJ's Exclusive


Wednesday, August 26, 2026

1987 Tunnel Rat - Random Photos of the Day 2

Tunnel Rat remains a fan favorite.  It's due to both the incredible quality of his figure and the fact that his likeness was based on Larry Hama.  So, Tunnel Rat's got a lot going for him.  He's a figure I use very often.  He looks  great with some of his gear, all of his gear, or someone else's gear.  It's rare for a figure to have that type of versatility.  So, enjoy some random photos of him while I try to muster up a new profile for this Saturday.  (If you were quick, you probably caught a preview of it when it published early on Monday!)  See you then.

1987 Tunnel Rat


1987 Tunnel Rat, 1990 Locust

1987 Tunnel Rat, 1985, Alpine, Risco, Argentina, Plastirama

1987 Tunnel Rat, 1992 DEF Shockwave

1987 Tunnel Rat, 1986 Mainframe, Dodger, BattleForce 2000


Saturday, August 22, 2026

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker - Around The Web

Every time I see the yellow 1994 Stalker, I think that I just profiled him.  And, as such, it's too soon for an Around The Web feature.  But, it's been over 5 years since I wrote about this guy.  And,  since then, I've found him among my preferred figures for various photo shoots.  I've long loved the 1994 Stalker mold.  Having with a splash of color to make him stand out just makes him that much better.

I was surprised at the amount of content I found on him.  It seems a few people do like to use the figure.  It's a great rendition of the Stalker character.  And, the yellow adds just enough to make him visually interesting without overpowering the black and olive green.  So, check out the content below and let me know your thoughts on the figure.

1994 Neon Highlight Stalker Profile

1994  Neon Highlights Stalker by thedustinmccoy

1994 Neon Highlight Stalker by misanthropic_git

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by corpscommandercody

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by gen_liederkranz

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by gijoe_c4_panama

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by thedustinmccoy

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by corpscommandercody

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by gijoe_c4_panama

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by corpscommandercody

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by powervsdreams2000

1994 Neon Highlights Stalker by thedustinmccoy

1994 Stalker, Yellow Highlights Variant, 1991 Grunt, Super Sonic Fighter Rock and Roll




Monday, August 17, 2026

2026 Garindan - Star Wars Retro

At my core, I was a Star Wars kid.  A happenstance find in a Children's Palace in 1978 lead to an obsession that lasted nearly 5 years.  I played with 3 3/4" action figures because of Star Wars.  My obsession with G.I. Joe was a direct result of them supplanting Star Wars as my preferred toy.  This was due to a few factors.  But, the greater accessories, improved articulation and greater variety of vehicles were the driving force to my transition to G.I. Joe.  Despite that, I have a soft spot for vintage Star Wars figures.  Once upon a time, I planned to get a complete set of the original Kenner run.  But, as I got the money to do so, I found that I was far happier using those funds to build out my burgeoning G.I.  Joe collection.  That became my focus.  I ended up selling off my vintage Star Wars figures as I didn't have enough to display and was fine with the 2000's era versions of my childhood favorite characters.  The Star Wars Retro line, though, has scratched that old itch for vintage Kenner type Star Wars figures.  And, I've acquired far more of those releases than I ever figured I would.  My main impetus to get deeper into the Retro figures, though, is that Hasbro started producing Kenner style figures of characters we never got back in the '70 and early '80's.

In this year's set of 6 figures, there was one stand out for me: Garindan.  Ever since I was a kid, I felt that Garindan was a major miss from the Kenner line.  He was more important than Snaggletooth or Hammerhead.  And, his affiliation was known...he was a bad guy.  Not having him as a Kenner figure always seemed like a miss.  

My parents got a VCR very early in the 1980's.  My dad's best friend gave us his as he was more impressed with his new, BETA player.  So, we had a VCR much earlier than most of my peers.  My dad also had a work friend who had HBO when that wasn't something most people even knew about.  My dad spent an uknown, likely LARGE, sum of money to buy a blank VCR tape and gave it to his friend who recorded Star Wars from an HBO broadcast.  So, we had our very own copy of Star Wars that we could watch whenever we wanted.  And, we got more than my dad's money worth out of that tape.  We watched it well over 100 times.  We were still watching it into the early 1990's.  It wasn't until LucasFilm produced an updated trilogy boxed set in 1995 that we finally replaced that worn tape.  (Oddly, the HBO broadcast cut a few seconds of dialog in the Death Star Control Room.  It wasn't until I saw the 1995 tape with it restored that I even knew it existed.  To this day, that scene seems more out of place to me in a Star Wars viewing than any of the Special Editions changes.)  

Seeing the movie so many times lead me to appreciate many of the small characters who had not gotten vintage toys.  I had reveries of a release of Han and Luke in Stormtrooper disguises, Grand Moff Tarkin, Biggs, Sandtroopers, Rebel Fleet Troopers, Cantina Band Members and, yes, Garindan.  When I was young enough to still be playing with Star Wars figures, I wanted them all to fill out my adventures.  When I grew out of Star Wars figures, I still wanted the figures for the memories they'd have created during my younger days.  I just assumed that I'd never get to have most of these characters in plastic form.  But, then, Hasbro brought back Star Wars figures in 1995.  The first two waves were all updated versions of characters that Kenner had also released.  But, as 1996 progressed, Hasbro started to break out a bit.  We saw some new renditions of major characters.  And, Shadows of the Empire brought some great figures that had never been made before to the Star Wars line.  1997 took this even further and released a handful of characters and outfits that had never been released before.  Among these was the first ever release of Garindan.

Something about this Garindan fascinated me.  Mostly, he was the first release of a new character that was on my childhood wish list.  There was something about filling this decade+ old desire that made Garindan more important than he could ever be.  And, when I got the POTFII figure in 1997, he did not disappoint.  Sure, he just stood there with a communicator sculpted into his hand.  But, in 1997, this was light years ahead of Kenner's figures.  It showed all that was possible with Star Wars.  I placed him in a place of prominence on my small, Star Wars shelf.  And, there he stood, representing everything that Hasbro's return to Star Wars could promise.  Over the next couple of years, I picked up a spare Garindan or two.  Toys R Us sold a bunch of overstock figures for $3 or less.  So, it was easy to snag an extra to have around.  I never used him.  But, he would often be among any figures that were on display.  Eventually, though, all my POTFII collection was put away.  And, most of it sold in 2007.  I didn't keep the POTFII Garindan.  

The reason for this, though, was because in 2006, Hasbro had produced an updated Garindan figure.  This release featured substantially upgrade sculpting and articulation.  His proportions were better.  But, the real value was his accessories.  Garindan included a soft goods cape.  The material was light years ahead of the Episode I cloth gear that I had appropriated to my Joes.  It was light but held its shape.  It form fitted to Garindan's head and shoulders.  It gave the figure incredible depth.  Along with that, Garindan came with a new blaster that was more in scale with him.  And, he had a removable communicator that he could hold.  For no reason, Hasbro sculpted a perfect belt holster for him to hold both is pistol and the communicator.  Post Prequels, Hasbro did some great things that drove value.  And, this Garindan figure could never be a character who lived up to the level of detail and care that Hasbro put into his figure.

When I first saw this Retro Garindan, he elicited the same excitement as that first release from 1997.  But, upon looking at him in the early photos, he seemed off.  Mostly, this was just due to the quality of the 2006 figure.  That figure was so perfect that no other rendition could really live up to him.  Upon that realization, I was able to reconcile the Retro Garindan.  And, in hand, he's better than I anticipated.  He's kind of wonky.  But, all Kenner figures were.  He looks like a figure Kenner might have made in 1979.  (Though, his blaster seems out of place and doesn't fit with the aesthetic of figure.  It should have been a Han blaster or Bespin blaster.)  The colors are good, the cape is there.  And, the figure has the required hand communicator that is essential to his character.

I didn't know Garindan's name until the dawn of the internet.  I never called him Long Snoot.  I don't like that moniker for him.  But, had he been released in 1979, Kenner would have called him something like that.  And, you'd have sad, pathetic collectors screaming about how Hasbro's The Vintage Collection release of him that used a name placard of both Long Snoot and Garindan ruined their childhood.  Being anonymous worked for Garindan.  His look was distinctive enough that you could describe him to any fan with ease.  He would have made for a great action figure.  I'm sure Kenner's reasoning for their selection of the 4 Cantina aliens exists out there, somewhere.  But, even as a kid, I questioned why someone like Garindan didn't get a figure while Snaggletooth did.

Next year is the 50th anniversary of the release of Star Wars.  It is every collector's hope that Hasbro commemorates such an occasion with ample toys.  The 40th anniversary (which, I swear was like 18 months ago....) didn't get a ton of fanfare.  But, the 50th appears that it's going to be a bigger deal.  At the 2026 San Diego Comic Con, Hasbro offered a teaser image of how many figures could be released in the Retro line in 2027.  I counted 28 slots with an additional 3 large blobs that could be beasts, playsets, multipacks or even vehicles.  In short, next year is going to be intense for Retro collectors.  With that many possible releases, it has left me daydreaming of a perfect lineup.  Questions, of course, still abound.

Will the 2027 releases be restricted to only Star Wars characters or will we see figures from all the movies?

Will we see remakes of classics or will they be all new figures?

Will they be released as single cards, boxed sets or a combination of both?

These questions and many others will be answered throughout the remainder of the year as we get closer to the actual release dates.  Until then, I've let my mind speculate away as to what I'd like to get.  I'm perfectly fine with updated versions of Luke, Han, Ben, Leia, Vader and Chewie.  With proper sabers, soft goods, useful hands and improved heads, they would be a great capstone for the Retro line.  (Yeah, we got a great Vader in the Kenobi line.  But, he's the least likely character to get excluded from a release.)  Beyond that, there are various Cantina denizens that would be fun to own after 50 years.  A Biggs and even another pilot wouldn't be terrible.  But, really, I'm hard pressed to come up with 27 figures that are left from Star Wars that really need to be made.  Along with Tarkin from a few years ago, we've gotten at least 11 all new figures from the first movie in the last two years.  That filled a lot of holes.  And, the characters left are extremely obscure or rather boring.  

But, if you get some Cantina band members, an updated Jawa, a real Imperial Navy Trooper, Porkins, Motti and the Elvis looking guy who was hanging out at the Cantina, I'll probably get them all.  And, I'm kind of in a place where any Retro figures are that nostalgic nectar that I'll imbibe.  So, I'm looking forward to 2027 and really hoping that the Retro figures continue both their relatively affordable price and their widespread availability.  

In recent years, it dawned on me that Garindan is modeled after a medieval plague doctor.  Before they became a common, clichéd Halloween costume, plague doctors weren't something that most people were aware of.  So, Garindan was a design that was alien, but had enough familiarity that you bought into his plausibility.  It was that grounding design that helped make the aliens so remarkable.  There was thought and purpose behind Garindan's look.  And, it was spent on a guy who had a few seconds of screen time and just two lines...spoken in an alien language.  

Collectability wise, these figures are out there.  Target didn't have the glitches that plagued the 2025 set.  And, these 2026 boxed sets seemed to show up at retail stores in numbers while also not selling out online.  So, there should be ample time to get them.  Last year's set is now available for less than retail.  (You should get another one.  The 2025 set might be the best Retro boxed set Hasbro's ever going to do.)  There's no indication that the 2026 follow up won't follow the same path.  A week after I bought these, Target had them on sale for $10 cheaper.  And, that didn't bother me.  I'm happy with the set and the price I paid.  That's the mark of a good product.

2026 Star Wars Retro Collection, Kenner, Garindan, Long Snout


Saturday, August 15, 2026

Cobra Flying Scorpion (Brazil) - 25 Years Later

I guess it's tradition to post up the Flying Scorpion every 5 years.  Today, though, marks 25 years since I first posted my original profile on the Brazilian exclusive.  At that time, he was an obscure release that no one really cared about.  Now, he's among the more expensive foreign figures and commands a stupid premium.  None of that has changed his importance to me.  He remains the flagship figure in my collection.  He's the most expensive figure I still use with any frequency.  Some of the flair and creativity behind him has faded into the background.  I don't have deep and evolving characterization for him any longer.  But, the figure remains one of my personal favorites and one I love dusting off every few years.

Twenty Five years is a long time.  It's hard to really imagine the world of August, 2001.  It was such a drastically different time.  2001 was really the dawn of the Joe collecting boom.  Starting in that year, prices rose, forums exploded and G.I. Joe looked like it was set to return to the cultural zeitgeist.  The next three years were a blur of hundreds of new figures, constant news about the line and voluminous fan content that kept even the most voracious collector well sated.  

All good things must end, though.  And, Joe took a drastic downturn at the start of 2004.  By the middle of 2005, the line was cancelled.  Hasbro was ambitious, though, and offered the cancelled line as part of their Direct To Consumer (DTC) strategy.  You can't call the Joe items anything but a failure.  They were dumped to Toy R Us in 2006.  But, the DTC idea was the pre-cursor to Hasbro Pulse and was a harbinger of the 2020's online focused toy collecting experience.  O-ring Joes were all but silent for more than 15 years.  In 2022, Hasbro Pulse brought some underwhelming releases back.  They were fine.  But, nothing that really caused any sort of collecting resurgence.  Now, Hasbro has outsourced their o-ring Joes to Super7.  And, fan creators are releasing wave after wave of factory created o-ring figures that were inspired by G.I. Joe.  (Most are more Remco than Hasbro, though.)  So, it's not a bad time to be a collector, these days, provided you are not trying to fill hundreds of vintage holes.  Those prices remain artificially inflated.

It's kind of fun that there are now some figures who match up with the Flying Scorpion.  Not all of them make sense when taken  against the Sky Patrol theme.  But, you can build out a nice collection of similar figures to augment this guy.  

Originally, this figure represented a new character in my collection.  He still does.  But, I rarely photograph him in that role.  It's just too difficult to convey his importance and role in a photo unless someone has my 32 years of backstory that began at a boring job in the summer of 1994.  So, he usually appears as a single operator with some troops behind him...not much different than any other named Cobra.  I still like the idea of him as the new leader of Cobra.  But, the practicality of making that evident just doesn't work out.

In the early 2000's, it was pretty easy to get Flying Scorpion figures.  You could find carded versions for around $30.  Loose figures were harder to find unless you had a connection in Brazil.  But, the figures were cheap.  Those days are long gone.  And, you'll pay a substantial premium to add any high quality members of the Patrulha do Ar to your collection.  The figure isn't rare.  He's just popular and his price tag reflects that aspect of the demand curve.

Due to his high pricetag, there's not a ton of Flying Scorpion content out there.  Aside from being expensive, he's also fragile.  So, taking him out in the rain to pose him in the wet rocks doesn't hold a lot of appeal for those who own him.  But, I still do.  So, enjoy all the photos below and I'll see you again in August of 2031.

Flying Scorpion Profile

Flying Scorpion 15th Anniversary

Flying Scorpion 20th Anniversary

Flying Scorpion by comandos_em_acao_gijoe

Flying Scorpion by 00zxcvb

Flying Scorpion by relinquished1979

Flying Scorpion by Scarrviper

Flying Scorpion by Harry Hendriks

Flying Scorpion by relinquished1979

Flying Scorpion by don_zartan

Flying Scorpion by relinquished1979

Escorpiao Voador, Cobra Flying Scorpion, Brazil, Estrela, Patrulha Do Ar, Black Major 2021 Air Viper


Escorpiao Voador, Cobra Flying Scorpion, Brazil, Estrela, Patrulha Do Ar, Black Major 2021 Air Viper


2021 Zica Toys, Eagle Force, Riot Commando, Shadowtrak, Red Shadows, Palitoy, Action Force, European Exclusive, Escorpiao Voador, Cobra Flying Scorpion, Brazil, Estrela

Escorpiao Voador, Cobra Flying Scorpion, Brazil, Estrela, 2022 Stinger, 2000, 2001, Rock Viper, ARAHC

2021 Zica Toys, Eagle Force, Riot Commando, Shadowtrak, Red Shadows, Palitoy, Action Force, European Exclusive, Escorpiao Voador, Cobra Flying Scorpion, Brazil, Estrela, Black Major, Cobra Commander