Thursday, October 30, 2025

2001 Manimal Iguanus

So, back in 2016, I said that Iguanus would be up for a profile in 2019.  It was three years between Slythor and Warwolf's profile.  So, why not wait another three years for Iguanus?  Well, it's been 9 years, now.  Which,...damn.  But, I had occasion to take out the Manimals when it snowed in early January.  And, upon getting out Iguanus, I discovered, again, that the Manimals are really not bad toys at all.  They might be bad G.I. Joe concepts.  But, as toys and design pieces of engineering, they are quite something.

In his helmeted mode, Iguanus is pretty cool looking.  He's kind of like a space knight with a weird snake face on his chest.  His bulk and build denote he's an alien.  When he transforms, though, the reptilian head is quite amazing.  It has a tongue hidden inside.  (The Manimal designers were big on tongues.)  With the head and teeth exposed, Iguanus looks like a mutated experiment for Croc Master to tame.  The alligator inspired head is full of cracks and crevices and features raised nostrils and sunken eyes.  It's a monster that's familiar enough to rise primal fear in humans.  

The rest of the figure follows suit with lots of sculpted details.  The coloring is basic with just two shades of blue that are offset by silver highlights.  But, the look really works.  The 2001 Manimal color schemes were changed from the planned 1994 figures: ostensibly to preserve the value of the few 1994 Manimal samples that exist.  In Iguanus's case, the 1994 figure was a very dark blue/black base color with more gray highlights.  The 2001 color scheme is an improvement with one exception: the 1994 figure had yellow eyes.  (Well, some production figures did.  But, the Toy Fair spread sample did not.)  They are a creepy feature that would have worked on the 2001 repaint.  But, the red is scary enough that it's not a feature worth lamenting for too long.

My main takeaway from Iguanus and his Manimal brethren is that they are good toys.  They're really fun.  And, if you're not hung up on a make believe vision of what G.I. Joe actually is, you can find some use for the figures.  They're really fun to pose and photograph.  The quality is excellent and the transforming features are cheesy entertainment.  I'll never really tire of seeing a Manimal "eating" a Joe or Cobra.  It's difficult to pull off in any convincing manner in a photo.  But, the larger size of the Manimals makes it work.  They're never going to be among my favorite figures.  But, they are something worth owning and can really add a kooky element of fun  to anyone's collection.

The Manimals use construction more similar to that of Sgt. Savage than to the vintage Joe line.  Their legs are cut joints that were coming en vogue in the mid 1990's.  This makes them hard to pose, especially in seated positions.  But, the joints move fluidly and the figure has a strong amount of articulation.  Iguanus's hands are similar to those of vintage Joes.  Other Manimals have enclosed hands so their weapons must be inserted from above.  Iguanus does not, though.  And, his approach to accessories is more in line with vintage Joe figures: meaning he can use a wider array of existing gear should you want to take that route.  

My one beef with Warwolf and Iguanus is that they both feature a mouthful of brilliant white teeth.  I don't take umbrage with the notion of the design.  In fact, the gaping mouths are one of the most compelling selling points of these figures.  But, when two of the three characters in the subset feature the same, basic design element, the overall impact of the innovation is lessened.  On some level, it would have made sense for one of the other three Manimal molds to have been substituted for either Warwolf of Iguanus to make each figure in the individual waves more unique.  When posed together, you really notice the similarity between the two figures.  And, I would have appreciated a ZigZag or Vortex with his bird-flipping alien much more.  At this point, I'll take what we got.  But, it makes you wonder how the figures were apportioned to each wave and what thought process went into the choices.

If you really want to get to brass tacks, the Manimals failed three times.  A fourth time, they never even got started.  But, any way you slice it, Manimals were retail poison.  The original wave was cancelled in 1994 before it got off the ground.  This KB wave sat around for years and, even at clearance prices, was tough to move in a time when every Joe was flying off the shelves.  The second wave of 3 figures for KB were cancelled and never released.  A couple of years later, Funskool looked at the Manimal molds and thought about using them.  But, determined the figures were too "devilish" for them to proceed.  Some guy tried to bootleg the Manimals from the Funskool acquired molds.  An American dealer even solicited them on their website.  There are samples out there.  But, the figures were never produced.

It's hard to believe that these figures came out in 2001.  I remember buying them from KB Toys online arm.  At $9.99 per figure, they were a tough pill to swallow.  You could still buy 1998 3-packs of figures at Toys R Us stores for the same price.  But, a KB executive was a big G.I. Joe and wanted something special for an exclusive.  The Manimals fit the bill.  I want to believe that the 1995 Battle Corps Rangers figure molds did not exist in a state that was capable of sustaining a production run.  And, that would explain why they were not considered for the promotion.  At the time, the Manimals felt like a wasted slot for a Joe release.  Nearly 25 years later, I'm glad we got them.  

I think the failure of the KB Manimals, though, was simply timing.  Collectors weren't ready for Manimals or other, less traditional subsets of the Joe line.  Back in 2001, even something like Ninja Force would have failed.  And, Eco Warriors were nearly a slur in the community.  But, things have changed.  And, I think the Manimals would find a much more welcoming consumer base would they have re-emerged in the 2020's.  Collectors are more mature.  And, interesting ideas that are good toys would be a welcome deviation from much of what passes for collector oriented items in this decade.  We'll never know, though.  Manimals aren't going to return in their transforming state.  And, without that detail, there's no real reason for them to exist.

Iguanus includes two accessories.  One, a bladed weapon, is unique to him.  The other uses the same mold as one of the weapons included with Warwolf.  Iguanus' weapons, though, are silver.  He's the only of the three to feature silver accessories.  It's likely a way to simply differentiate the reused accessory mold between the 2 figures who included it.  But, it's a nice way to make the figure seem a bit more unique.  The gear isn't great.  And, were I to stumble across some loose pieces of it sitting in shoe box at a garage sale, I wouldn't even identify it as a G.I. Joe accessory.  With the Manimals, though, the gear looks good.  But, it's not a great fit for other figures.

The KB Manimals got caught in the pricing surge that the Joe line experienced since 2018.  What were, once, below retail price figures have now become somewhat pricey.  But, a lot of that is just due to the limited supply of them available.  You'll pay between $50 and $70 for a carded Manimal.  If you can find a loose figure, they'll run you about $30.  But, the only people selling them are dealers who are waiting out impatient collectors.  In reality, these figures don't have that type of value.  And, you'll find deals if you have the patience to wait them out.  But, you could be waiting a long time.  I've been saying for several years now that Joe prices are artificially high due to limited supply.  Nothing has compelled collectors to sell.  So, maybe they just...won't?  I don't think that will happen.  But, it's now going to take a 2008 type event to put the supply back into the market.  So, every collector has to make choices as to what they're willing to overpay for and what they're willing to skip.  It's a tough call each time.  A figure like Iguanus is harder than it should be.  You don't need Manimal figures in your Joe collection.  But, man, is this figure worth owning should you want to go that route.

2001 Manimal Iguanus, 1994 Star Brigade Duke

2001 Manimal Iguanus, 1994 Star Brigade Roadblock, 1989 Countdown




Monday, October 27, 2025

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness - Around the Web

The 2005 Imperial Processional set is just weird.  It's got a bizarre amalgamation figure who operates as an army builder, offbeat colors and throne that's barely enough to lift a figure off the floor.  But, it kind of works.  2000's Joe was so banal that anything that took even a remote chance remains a bit more interesting, today.  

This Baroness figure used to be the most unique look for the mold.  But, Lady Jaye Toys rendered this figure moot with their dozens of Baroness mold repaints in the past two years.  This figure does have the alternate head.  But, I'm not sure it's better.  

Regardless, check out the content on her, below.  You'll  find a nice mix of items written upon her release as well as more modern takes on the figure.  I have a real profile that will drop on Halloween.  It should be pretty easy to guess which figure it is.

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness Profile

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by atwooddan

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by yovalleyjoe

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by gen_liederkranz

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by gi_joe_y2k

2005 Imperial Procession Set Review at General's Joes Reborn

2005 Imperial Procession Set Review at Joe Battle Lines

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by gi_joe_y2k

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by rexglewis1982

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by yovalleyjoe

2005 Imperial Processional Baroness, Toys R Us Exclusive, Crimson Guard, 2004 Operation Crimson Sabotage, Hiss Tank


Friday, October 24, 2025

2017 Cobra Soldado - Around The Web

When the first factory custom Cobra Troopers appeared, there was one, single design that I wanted to see: an homage to the Brazilian Cobra Soldado.  The brighter blue on that figure was always visually distinctive and appealing.  It's a rare situation where the different color was still a perfect match for Joe figures.  Finally, in 2017, we got the first Soldado release.  The blue isn't a 100% match for the real figure from Brazil.  But, it works well enough.  And, it remains one of my favorite Cobra Trooper repaints.

The two best early Brazilian repaints were the Cobra De Aco and the Soldado.  (Though, Athena is pretty good, too.)  But, they were both straight arms.  Making them useless as toys.  While we're still waiting for a proper, swivel arm De Aco, this 2017 figure finally gave us a swivel arm Cobra Soldado.  I've never understood the appeal of straight arm figures.  I find them useless and don't even collect them.  So, having a swivel arm Soldado finally gave me the enemy force I'd been craving to battle against my later Brazilian Joes.

There's not a ton of content on this figure out there.  Like most of the late 2010's factory customs, the content of his release era has been buried by the algorithms and few people still use him.  Some of the photos are of later edition Soldados who came out in the 2020's.  They are equally nice.  After checking these guys out, let me know in the comments which repaint of the Cobra Trooper is your personal favorite.

2017 Cobra Soldado Profile

2017 Cobra Soldado by gen_liederkranz

2017 Cobra Soldado by cyko_9

2017 Cobra Soldado by Nekoman

2017 Cobra Soldado by sintechness

2017 Cobra Soldado by hobieshinobi

2017 Cobra Soldado by slipstream80

2017 Cobra Soldado by sintechness

2017 Cobra Soldado, Cobra Trooper, Brazil, Estrela, Black Major, Steel Brigade, Factory Custom


2017 Cobra Soldado, Cobra Trooper, Brazil, Estrela, Black Major, Factory Custom

2017 Cobra Soldado, Cobra Trooper, Brazil, Estrela, Black Major, Factory Custom


Wednesday, October 22, 2025

1984 Chameleon - Around The Web

The Chameleon is both a toy that is essential to Zartan and one that is completely inconsequential to your enjoyment of the Zartan figure.  It's something that's great to have and really completes Zartan as a toy.  But, Zartan is also so good that he can be an iconic collection piece, even if you don't have the swamp skier.  It's a weird juxtaposition.  

The upside is that there's lots of content on the Chameleon and Zartan out there.  Many people use them effectively and make some fun stuff.  

1984 Chameleon Profile

1984 Chameleon by backyardjoes

1984 Chameleon by cobra_rules_cybertron

1984 Chameleon by Prince Adam

1984 Chameleon by keithmccleary

1984 Chameleon by gijoe_nation

1984 Chameleon by cobra_rules_cybertron

1984 Chameleon by yotothejoe

1984 Chameleon by keithmccleary

1984 Chameleon by codename.steve

1984 Chameleon by cobra_rules_cybertron

1984 Chameleon by gijoe_for_fun

1984 Chameleon by viper_space

1984 Chameleon by codename.steve

1993 Ninja Force Zartan, 1984 Chameleon, Flak Viper


Friday, October 17, 2025

2017 Commando (Red Laser Army) Around the Web

Red Laser Army was a great combination of ambitious and obscure.  They were willing to take big swings on large sets of figures.  And, many of them were dedicated to G.I. Joe ephemera that was buried in the deepest recesses of collectordom.  The Commando figure is based on a sticker set from 1982 that featured a gloveless Snake Eyes wearing green and camo instead of his trademark black.  The figure was one of the highlights of the 2017 Red Laser Army figure set.  It quickly found a strong life among the creators of the time.  It's hard to fathom that this figure was released 8 years ago.  And, much of the content that once featured Commando have fallen into the abyss of social media.  I was able to find some solid content featuring the figure.  

Commando remains a great figure.  It's a perfect look for an alternate Snake Eyes.  The figure works well with other Red Laser Army figures, too.  You do still see Commando from time to time.  He's more common than most of his 2017 classmates.  But, even my use of him has diminished in recent years.  Most of the photos below are a couple of years old, at least.  I should try to use him and other Red Laser Army figures more frequently.  Until then, enjoy the content below.

Commando Profile

Commando at Attica Gazette

Commando by billykessler

Commando y gen_liederkranz

Commando by Slipstream80

Commando by viper_space

Commando by kickstart_joe

Commando by gen_liederkranz

Commando by darth_beotch

Commando by gijoe_manila_ph

Commando by specialmissionforce

Commando by kickstart_joe

2017 Red Laser Army Commando, Factory Custom, Snake Eyes, Outlaw, Tiger Force Starduster, Black Major

2017 Red Laser Army Commando, Factory Custom, Snake Eyes, Outlaw, Tiger Force Starduster, Black Major

2017 Red Laser Army Commando, Factory Custom, Snake Eyes, Outlaw, Tiger Force Starduster, Black Major


2017 Red Laser Army Commando, Factory Custom, Snake Eyes, 1997 Stalker

2017 Red Laser Army Commando, Factory Custom, Snake Eyes, Steel Brigade, Black major, Redmack, MMS, 1982