1991 Snow Serpent

There is a very valid argument to be made that the 1985 Snow Serpent is the single best G.I. Joe figure that Hasbro ever made.  6 years later, Hasbro revisited the Snow Serpent character and produced a second version.  Behind the legacy of the 1985, this new Snow Serpent had a tough path to collector acceptance.  But, Hasbro really did come through with the design.  And, they gave us something completely different than the heavily equipped '85.  This new Snow Serpent was sleeker, faster and more nimble.  His gear was more high tech.  But, he included the weapons of destruction that rivaled the original.  The long shadow of the version 1 Snow Serpent, though, remains hard for this later update to escape.  And, while I find the 1991 Snow Serpent to be an excellent figure in its own right, sometimes you just can't overcome your predecessors.

I should start with a couple of caveats.  First, I'm a big fan of the 1991 Snow Serpent mold and actually prefer it to the 1985.  But, secondly, the 1991 coloring of this mold is the worst of its three uses.  Both the 1993 repaint and the 1998 Toys R Us exclusive figures are superior to this 1991 palette.  The 1993 mail away is striking in its bold use of color.  The 1998 goes the opposite way and makes for a perfect arctic figure by using colors that blend into a snowy environment.  This 1991 is somewhere in the middle.  He's got enough color to be noticeable.  But, he's still too muted to be a "realistic" (whatever that means) figure.  

My preference for the 1991 design is rooted in practicality.  Even as a kid, I saw the 1985 Snow Serpents as "long siege" troopers.  They were equipped to dig in and take a while to achieve their objective.  As a kid, I built stories around this.  Now, though, the reality of Cobra being a terrorist organization  makes the sleeker design of the 1991 more practical.  These guys could swoop in fast, cripple or destroy a location and jet out before any reinforcements could arrive.  Their speed meant that smaller numbers could inflict the necessary amount of damage.  And, they could escape before anyone really could understand what had happened.

The figure's design showcases this.  He doesn't appear as bulky as the 1985.  But, the 1991 still has amazing sculpting.  The figure's head has goggles that realistically protrude away from the covered face.  They separate a hat on his head and the facemask that protect anonymity.  The figure's chest, though, has a deep pattern to denote a heavy jacket: necessary in the cold temperatures.  His gloves feature the same texturing.  This helps tie the whole package together.  The figure looks like a cold weather operative.  But, he doesn't appear to be as weighed down as the original design.  This newer version has more freedom to move in his uniform and can handle the deft maneuvering required for his snowboard.

One little detail I love about this figure are the two scarf ends that are tied behind the figure's back.  These flowing pieces of cloth are specifically detailed on the card art.  While their movement is lost on the actual figure, the sculpting is still there.  Both strands are etched on the figure's back.  It's a dumb little detail that really doesn't matter all that much or add anything to the figure.  But, Hasbro took the time to add it as a way to distinguish the Snow Serpent.  Little things like this were the difference between Hasbro figures and everyone who has come since.  They cared about little things like this and took the time and expense to add them to figures.  It didn't goose the sales of Snow Serpents.  But, it did affect the perception of the line's overall quality.  Parents felt better about spending money on Joe toys because they were high quality and worth the price.

1991 figures are decked out in gear.  Hasbro upped the accessory complements of the 1990 and 1991 assortments: likely in an attempt to make the toys feel like a really good value.  In 1992, the accessory count dropped.  And, the spring loaded missile launcher became a requirement for all retail figures.  The Snow Serpent, though, got the best of both worlds.  He includes a ton of gear.  But, he also got a spring loaded missile launcher that mounted on his backpack.  Snow Serpent was one of the transitional figures from 1991 that got the earliest spring mounted accessories.  Being among the first meant that the weapon is far less ostentatious than the spring loaded gear would later become.  You can see it being an integrated part of the more traditional gear instead of an add on.  And, because of this, the spring loaded launcher works for the Snow Serpent.

The engineering showcased on Snow Serpent's gear, though, is the real story of the figure.  The backpack is the focal point.  It features tabs to which the hoses that attach to the weapons affix.  There is the attachment of the missile launcher to the pack via a hole on the top.  This allows the launcher to swivel as far around as you want it to.  And, finally, the coup de gras: the Snow Serpent includes a rocket powered snowboard.  This piece is big enough to hold the figure and has some nice details.  It also attaches to the backpack so the Snow Serpent can carry all of his gear on his pack...just like the 1985 original.  

I can, reliably, sort out G.I. Joe weapons by vintage or repaint era without error with just two exceptions: the 1991 Snow Serpent rifle and pistol and the 1998 versions of the same.  The white plastic makes it difficult to differentiate them.  I believe there is a plastic difference you can feel when you have both in hand.  But, I'm loathe to rely upon it for weapons I've acquired outside of figures.  As I once had a mighty army of 1993 Snow Serpents, I spend decades acquiring rifles and pistols from the other releases to outfit the 1993s.  I succeeded in doing so.  But, I really have no idea how many of the weapons are 1991 vs. 1998.  At some point, I should just work it out and find the actual tell of the difference between the two.  But, as the 1998s are likely to exist in much lower numbers than the 1991, I'm not sure the exercise is really worth it.

The availability of 1991 figures is something I'd like to know more about.  It seems there were different assortments and some figures from the year were more difficult to find than others.  This Snow Serpent seems one of the easier figures to find.  In the late 1990's, he was about the only 1991 figure you could find in abundance.  And, even today, he is much more available than a figure like the Desert Scorpion.  The 1991 assortment only shipped for one year before the line got a soft reboot in 1992.  So, the production was truncated.  (This is one reason why so many 1991 molds ended up being released in other countries, too.)  If you have more info or even anecdotes from the time about the way the 1991 figures shipped, please drop it into the comments.

The Snow Serpent mold was used just the three times.  The 1991 original, the 1993 mail away and the 1998 remake were the only appearances of the mold.  There was a planned use in 1995.  A new Snow Serpent was going to be included with the Battle Station.  It was a weird mish-mash of the 1993 and 1998 designs.  Really, it would be the worst of the Snow Serpents, were it released.  But, it would also be the priciest as inclusion in a high priced 1995 playset would have meant low production numbers and limited collector penetration.  About half of the 1991 assortment appeared in other countries.  But, the Snow Serpent was not among them. You can argue that more uses of this mold would have created strong figures.  But, the 1998 was about as close to a perfect repaint as we saw in the 1998-2006 timeframe.  So, you can't fault Hasbro for not using it more.  

You can get all the mint and complete 1991 Snow Serpents you want for slightly under $20.  If you drop even one of the accessories, the price starts to plummet.  High quality figures with no gear can be had for $8 with ease.  As 1991 army builders go, that's a pretty good price.  And, as Joe figures go, in general, that's a pretty good price.  The 1991 Snow Serpent just doesn't have the cachet of the 1985.  Or, really, even his later repaints.  So, it's a good figure to acquire and, maybe, even army build a little bit.  But, let's be frank.  If you wanted to army build this figure, you would have.  And, the fact that you haven't isn't a function of his obscurity.  It's a function of the fact that this is the worst version of the Snow Serpent ever produced.  But, the worst Snow Serpent is still better than the best of several Joe years.  So, you do owe it to yourself to have at least one of these guys.  They're fun to have around.  Even if all of the other versions of the character are better.