Thursday, October 30, 2025
2001 Manimal Iguanus
Monday, October 27, 2025
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness - Around the Web
The 2005 Imperial Processional set is just weird. It's got a bizarre amalgamation figure who operates as an army builder, offbeat colors and throne that's barely enough to lift a figure off the floor. But, it kind of works. 2000's Joe was so banal that anything that took even a remote chance remains a bit more interesting, today.
This Baroness figure used to be the most unique look for the mold. But, Lady Jaye Toys rendered this figure moot with their dozens of Baroness mold repaints in the past two years. This figure does have the alternate head. But, I'm not sure it's better.
Regardless, check out the content on her, below. You'll find a nice mix of items written upon her release as well as more modern takes on the figure. I have a real profile that will drop on Halloween. It should be pretty easy to guess which figure it is.
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness Profile
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by atwooddan
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by yovalleyjoe
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by gen_liederkranz
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by gi_joe_y2k
2005 Imperial Procession Set Review at General's Joes Reborn
2005 Imperial Procession Set Review at Joe Battle Lines
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by gi_joe_y2k
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by rexglewis1982
2005 Imperial Processional Baroness by yovalleyjoe
Friday, October 24, 2025
2017 Cobra Soldado - Around The Web
When the first factory custom Cobra Troopers appeared, there was one, single design that I wanted to see: an homage to the Brazilian Cobra Soldado. The brighter blue on that figure was always visually distinctive and appealing. It's a rare situation where the different color was still a perfect match for Joe figures. Finally, in 2017, we got the first Soldado release. The blue isn't a 100% match for the real figure from Brazil. But, it works well enough. And, it remains one of my favorite Cobra Trooper repaints.
The two best early Brazilian repaints were the Cobra De Aco and the Soldado. (Though, Athena is pretty good, too.) But, they were both straight arms. Making them useless as toys. While we're still waiting for a proper, swivel arm De Aco, this 2017 figure finally gave us a swivel arm Cobra Soldado. I've never understood the appeal of straight arm figures. I find them useless and don't even collect them. So, having a swivel arm Soldado finally gave me the enemy force I'd been craving to battle against my later Brazilian Joes.
There's not a ton of content on this figure out there. Like most of the late 2010's factory customs, the content of his release era has been buried by the algorithms and few people still use him. Some of the photos are of later edition Soldados who came out in the 2020's. They are equally nice. After checking these guys out, let me know in the comments which repaint of the Cobra Trooper is your personal favorite.
2017 Cobra Soldado by gen_liederkranz
2017 Cobra Soldado by sintechness
2017 Cobra Soldado by hobieshinobi
2017 Cobra Soldado by slipstream80
2017 Cobra Soldado by sintechness
Wednesday, October 22, 2025
1984 Chameleon - Around The Web
The Chameleon is both a toy that is essential to Zartan and one that is completely inconsequential to your enjoyment of the Zartan figure. It's something that's great to have and really completes Zartan as a toy. But, Zartan is also so good that he can be an iconic collection piece, even if you don't have the swamp skier. It's a weird juxtaposition.
The upside is that there's lots of content on the Chameleon and Zartan out there. Many people use them effectively and make some fun stuff.
1984 Chameleon by backyardjoes
1984 Chameleon by cobra_rules_cybertron
1984 Chameleon by keithmccleary
1984 Chameleon by gijoe_nation
1984 Chameleon by cobra_rules_cybertron
1984 Chameleon by keithmccleary
1984 Chameleon by codename.steve
1984 Chameleon by cobra_rules_cybertron
1984 Chameleon by gijoe_for_fun
1984 Chameleon by codename.steve
Friday, October 17, 2025
2017 Commando (Red Laser Army) Around the Web
Red Laser Army was a great combination of ambitious and obscure. They were willing to take big swings on large sets of figures. And, many of them were dedicated to G.I. Joe ephemera that was buried in the deepest recesses of collectordom. The Commando figure is based on a sticker set from 1982 that featured a gloveless Snake Eyes wearing green and camo instead of his trademark black. The figure was one of the highlights of the 2017 Red Laser Army figure set. It quickly found a strong life among the creators of the time. It's hard to fathom that this figure was released 8 years ago. And, much of the content that once featured Commando have fallen into the abyss of social media. I was able to find some solid content featuring the figure.
Commando remains a great figure. It's a perfect look for an alternate Snake Eyes. The figure works well with other Red Laser Army figures, too. You do still see Commando from time to time. He's more common than most of his 2017 classmates. But, even my use of him has diminished in recent years. Most of the photos below are a couple of years old, at least. I should try to use him and other Red Laser Army figures more frequently. Until then, enjoy the content below.
Commando by specialmissionforce
Tuesday, October 14, 2025
2005 Comic Pack Serpentor - Random Photos of the Day
Serpentor is one of those figures who only has one look. Every one of his figures has been in his standard, regal armor design. Sure, the colors have changed...a bit. But, Serpentor doesn't really have a figure in a look other than one derived from his 1986 debut.
Serpentor is also a figure, though, who doesn't really need another look. Attempts to modernize him fall flat. And, sometimes, the regal emperor's regalia is all a character needs to convey his purpose. Granted, I wouldn't say no to a debut inspired, shirtless Serpentor. He and Dr. Mindbender would be twinsies. I actually hope Super7 gets around to a Serpentor like that. But, I'm not going to hold my breath.
This 2005 Serpentor is probably the worst of his three o-ring versions. But, that's a misnomer because all of Serpentor's colorings are great. This one is just different. The removable helmet actually works for this figure, too. The soft pastels are a nice alternate look for Serpentor and give him a less regal and less imposing feel than the golden and black based figures that preceded this release.
I'd really love to do more with this figure. But, I sold all my spares during my purge. And, the lone sample I have left is starting to show fraying and wear around the arm holes on his cape. So, I don't get this guy out much, any longer. The biggest argument for newer Serpentor figures is that the old ones are all brittle and easy to damage. Heck, even this figure is now 20 years old. But, the Super7 Serpentors, so far, haven't really done much to inspire my acquisition of them. Maybe that will change if they do something fun or interesting with the character. Until then, I have this 2005 figure for the sparse times I may feel the need to bring the Serpentor character out for a photo shoot.
Friday, October 10, 2025
Funskool Red Dog - Around the Web
Funskool Red Dog Profile
Funskool Red Dog by dantedmc37
Monday, October 6, 2025
1993 Roadblock
In 1992, Hasbro did a soft reboot of the Joe line. They didn't carry forward most of the 1991 series. And, the 1992 lineup featured an array of top characters. Almost all of them were excellent updates to the character while still holding some basic traits that were key to the figure's persona. A full 75% of the basic retail line was heavy hitter characters from the line's heyday. Among them was a new version of Roadblock. This new design gave Roadblock the heft that was appropriate for his character. And, created the best Roadblock figure released up until that time. In 1993, the sculpt got a repaint. This update incorporated some brighter colors. But, they also really accentuated the mold and created an alternate look for Roadblock that's somewhat obscure.
The sculpting on this figure is extremely solid. The main thing is that Roadblock is bulky. The character is supposed to be a massive person. And, this sculpt really gets that across. Hasbro loved really short sleeves in the '90's. On Roadblock, they are a design feature that allows his arms to appear larger and more muscular. But, the real achievement is the head sculpt. Roadblock's head is the best for the character. It shows the determination you'd expect from Roadblock. His furled brow shows that this a character of intensity. And, as a final bonus, Roadblock features a golden earring. It helps sell the head sculpt as something just slightly more interesting than what knock off toy lines would do. The head was also used on both Star Brigade Roadblock versions. So, it's appeared more than any other Roadblock head and earned its way to the de facto standard for the Roadblock character.
As I hunted down the scraps of the Joe line available at retail stores in the mid 1990's, there were figures who taunted me from the cardbacks of figures I was able to find. This Roadblock was one of them. Roadblock was a childhood favorite character from the comic. I never liked the 1986 version. And, my 1984 version had been devastated by broken parts and accessories. So, a new version of the character was something to which I looked forward. But, like many 1993 releases, Roadblock was simply gone from retail. I never saw one. And, it was not until I was an adult collector that I was able to finally track down a 1992 version. With it, I had a Roadblock that was befitting the character I had come to enjoy. Roadblock quickly filled in as the missing machine gunner in my various photos. He was the perfect match for the '90's figures that I had come to enjoy. And, he was also a nice fit with '85 and later figures, too.
The downside to this late acquisition date is that I have no childhood memories of this figure. Nor do I have associations of memories for when I found him at retail while I was in college. The first version of the mold to come into my collection was during my heavy acquisition days of the early internet. He was among a large lot of contemporary figures that just showed up in the mail one day. The upside, though, is that this figure has always seemed "new" to me. He was the last version of Roadblock to appear in my collection. So, I can never really use him enough. And, more than 25 years since his appearance in my collection, this sculpt remains my preferred Roadblock appearance.
The 1993 coloring is striking. The dark blue shirt juxtaposed against the neon green highlights makes for a compelling color palette. The black highlights and details help give the entire visual package some depth. I'm not a huge fan of the light blue pants. But, they do work well enough against the figure's dark upper half. The main thing is that the color work and are visually interesting. This figure pops in photos and has the added benefit of being seldom used by other in the community. So, his appearance always stands out. Despite relatively few paint applications, Roadblock makes the most of them and features far more layered coloring than many of his 1993 contemporaries. I suspect that the mold reuse allowed for a higher paint application budget. So, the figure didn't get the two-tone treatment that was reserved for many brand newly sculpted parts that debuted in 1993.
Roadblock's accessories are both good and terrible. They're terrible because he doesn't include a heavy machine that defines his character. It's an odd omission. Especially, since there was a tree in use that featured the overly large 1992 Gung Ho machine gun that would have worked for Roadblock's specialty. But, if the figure wasn't going to include his "ma deuce", then Hasbro at least chose a weapon tree with solid accessories. Roadblock got the tree with Hit and Run's rifle and knife, Bullhorn's rifle and Shockwave's pistol. There is the required spring loaded launcher and missiles, too. The accessories may not make sense for Roadblock, but it's good gear that's useful for many other figures. And, it was cast in black plastic. Making it a solid release, all around.
My most liked aspect of this figure, though, is how well he meshes with other 1993 releases. Through the end of the vintage line, Hasbro was intent on producing toys that looked great when posed together. The real reason was that it made the walls of retail figures on sale at you favorite store look good and prevented the figures from all blending together. The result is that Roadblock looks amazing when posed with his contemporaries. You can set him with Mega Marines, Eco Warriors, Star Brigade and even Ninja Force and the figure blends right in. It's a line cohesion that was lost after the vintage years. And, with toys not really mattering at retail any longer, it's unlikely we'll ever see anything like it again. Even the various kickstarter lines fail at this and produce too many toys that look alike in terms of colors. It's not about boldness just to be bold. It's finding a way to make strong, bright and powerful colors work together with bland tans, blacks and greys. In 1993, Hasbro was still doing this. And, the line meshes perfectly well together. That makes figures like this Roadblock even more useful since he's a perfect companion for so many of his release year brethren.
This Roadblock mold ended up with plenty of uses. The sculpt debuted in 1992. In 1993, some 1992 figures were released with new accessories. So, you can find 1992 Roadblocks on 1992 or 1993 cardbacks. Then, the coloring shifted to the paint job that's the subject of this profile in 1993. Hasbro sent the mold to Funskool where it was released in India for many years. The upside being that the Funskool figure included the discontinued 1992 machine gun. Hasbro got the mold back from Funskool in 2003 and released Roadblock repaints in 2004 and 2005. Every version of this mold is useful, fun and great for the character. You have solidly vintage paint jobs, fun neon paint jobs and very useful, muted paint jobs. There's something for everyone with this sculpt.
The 1993 Roadblock isn't a terribly common figure to find. All of the 1993 repaints of 1992 molds tend to be less common than the other, new figures for the year. It's much easier to find a 1993 Star Brigade Roadblock than it this repaint. This leads to insane dealer pricing where some ask for up to $45 for a mint and complete figure. These don't tend to sell, though. Just the figure seems to sell in the $17 range. And, the accessories aren't too hard to track down or expensive on their own. The high price is a function of the limited supply. And, you don't see this figure being used all that often. So, it's not popularity driving his pricetag. I'm torn as to whether the 1992 or 1993 figure is better. But, that's mostly moot since the 2004 Anti Venom and 2005 HAS repaints are superior to both the vintage colorings. But, this 1993 is the most fun version of this Roadblock sculpt. And, that's worth something.
Saturday, October 4, 2025
1985 Tele Viper - Random Photos of the Day
The Tele Viper should be a staple of everyone's Cobra army. And, to a degree, he kind of is. Pretty much everyone has a couple. But, they have never taken on the army building cachet of other 1985-1989 Cobra figures. On the surface, the Tele Viper is done up in Cobra blue with purple highlights. He matches two of the three classic, Cobra colors. He was released in a key year and was a staple of both the comic and cartoon. His gear is very well done and matches the figure, perfectly.
Every station in a Cobra base or vehicle should have a Tele Viper manning it. But, that's never occurred to any great degree. You'll see a Terrordrome with one or two Tele Vipers in it. But, you'll never seen the entire open bay being operated by a Tele Viper army. As one off figures, the Tele Viper is a welcomed addition in every collection. But, he's just not a figure that collectors swarm to like they the equally photogenic Vipers and Crimson Guards.
I suspect part of that is related to Tele Vipers not being "combat" figures. (You can argue Crimson Guards aren't, either. But, that doesn't seem to matter to anyone.) So, they never got the "rows of figures on a metal shelf in an unfinished basement" treatment that was afforded to more revered army building figures. And, with that, the Tele Viper simply became somewhat of an afterthought in the collecting world.
It doesn't help that the Tele Viper is weirdly sculpted. His head seems too big and all his parts just appear to be mis-apportioned. The figure still works. He's just not at the same level of parts cohesion that you see on Eels or BATs.
Despite my feelings that this figure is underappreciated, I don't really use him, either. Over the years, he's just appeared in a handful of photos. And, there's many times when the Tele Viper would have greatly enhanced a scene, but I simply chose not to use him. I guess the Tele Viper is a figure that I want to like a lot more than I actually do. That's OK, though. It leaves a very useful figure as one that's not overdone.








