Friday, December 19, 2025

2003 Inferno BAT - Around The Web II

The Inferno BAT is a figure that's found a solid life in the collecting world.  It's a character that's been ported into various new Joe lines and also been recreated by factory custom makers.  He's become the rare "bright" figure who is acceptable to the general collector base.  

The combination of striking colors and translucent plastic makes for a fun figure that's easy to photograph.  So, you'll find some good content using the figure.  And, this one runs back quite a bit in time to see some more obscure photos.  

2003 Inferno BAT Profile

2003 Inferno BAT Pre-Production Figures

2003 Inferno BAT Around The Web (2019)

2003 Inferno BAT by doksewage

2003 Inferno BAT By Outrider

2003 Inferno BAT by thedustinmccoy

2003 Inferno BAT by gen_liederkranz

2003 Inferno BAT by yorktownjoe

2003 Inferno BAT by darth_beotch

2003 Inferno BAT by zubtoys

2003 Inferno BAT by gijoe_barcelona

2003 Inferno BAT by evilface

2003 Inferno BAT, Battle Android Trooper, Internet Exclusive


Monday, December 15, 2025

1992 Talking Battle Commanders General Hawk

The 1996-1998 G.I. Joe community was made up, almost exclusively, of guys whose childhood Joe years were 1982 through 1985.  You'd see collectors of that era expand their notion of Joe until about 1987.  But, that was a clear demarcation line.  The only time you'd see figures made after this date was for a slate of standard customs.  You'd see a couple of later figures used to make the Oktober Guard.  You'd see a Street Fighter figure used to make the khaki shorts Kwinn.  And, you'd see the Talking Battle Commander Hawk head used to make some, usually villainous general who was looking to take the Joes down from the inside.

The reason this trope was ubiquitous was due to the overall design and quality of the figure's head sculpt.  Aside from the obscuring sunglasses, Hawk's head has a stern look that doesn't denote experience as much as it implies that the person behind the countenance is a huge dick.  More importantly, to collectors of that early era, Hawk was only defined by his 1986 figure.  There were no future Hawk figures to any of those guys.  So, breaking the 1992 figure apart to make up some fictional take on the "Jugglers" was the only acceptable acknowledgement that Hasbro had kept the character in circulation in the 1990's.  

The singular calling card of this General Hawk is his skin tone.  Hasbro went with a sunburnt face and hands for the fleshtone.  It is the only figure in the vintage line with this skin tone.  There's no explanation as to why Hasbro modified their standard flesh colors.  But, it makes this Hawk stand out among his peers.  The skin color is a match for the maroon and tan that comprises the bulk of the figure's color.  It still, though, stands out and makes you wonder what happened to the Hawk character instead of just blending with the rest of the uniform coloring.  It's an odd feature for the figure and is really the most famous discussion point around him.

The figure's base colors are also seldom seen in the Joe line.  The combination of a maroon jacket with golden highlights is a bold choice.  Pairing it with tan pants and offsetting it with some black details wasn't something you'd think would work.  But, the colors are complementary and do create a memorable visual of the figure.  I do think the colors allow this Hawk to blend into the background too easily.  And, he's difficult to pair with other figures who also accentuate his color palette.  More often, Hawk clashes with figures that are both his contemporaries and precedents.  The golden highlights and gear are meant as a way to make the figure appear to be a leader.  But, the gold doesn't improve the figure's regal standing and leaves Hawk as more of an odd man out than the leader that was denoted by his 1986 and, even, 1991 figures.

The overall sculpting of this figure is interesting.  As a standalone piece, the parts fit together, perfectly.  The puffy jacket, tall boots and rectangular head all work together to form a symmetric representation of a person.  When you compare this guy to other figures of his time, though, you start to see that he appears to be a bit out of proportion.  This was accentuated when Hasbro started using his pieces in conjunction with earlier sculpted parts during the 2000's.  It became apparent that this Hawk's legs were too long and his upper body too bulky.  It allows the figure to work on his own.  But, makes him harder to set up with other figures in the line.  His oversized accessories (especially the pistol!) exacerbate this.  And, when you take the weird skin, offbeat base colors, the elongated parts and the comical weapons, you're left with a figure that's never caught on with the collector base.

The Talking Battle Commanders were another gimmick in Hasbro's ever expanding arsenal as the line limped towards cancellation.  The oversized backpacks and electronics were a way to drive up the retail price and put a G.I. Joe item into the $5-$10 price category.  Historically, this level was where you found small vehicles that defined the line.  Many collector favorites exist due to this desired price point.  By the early 1990's, though, vehicles were passe.  And, Hasbro needed something that appeared to be special to justify the higher price tag.  The TBC figures seemed to sell in the $6-$8 range at various retail stores.  They weren't great sellers and the concept was discontinued for 1993.  Large quantities of them made their way to overstock stores of the era for around a $5 price tag.  All of these were high for what you got.  As I was an adult by the time these appeared at retail, the sway of electronic components in a G.I. Joe figure was lost on me.  I'd be curious to hear from younger collectors, though, to see if it was a salient selling point for them and made them want figures like this over the standard retail line that was about 1/2 the price.

The TBC Hawk included some solid accessories.  There is, of course, the massive electronic backpack.  There is a golden antenna that attaches to the top of it.  The talking backpack is screwed on with more fasteners than are worth removing.  They are annoying.  But, once the pack is taken off, you can get down to the essentials.  The figure also includes two golden weapons.  Gold is a rare accessory color.  In some contexts, it worked great.  For Hawk, though, the gold is somewhat distracting.  The color meshes with the figure, though.  It just makes the gear more difficult to port to other figures.  There is an oversized revolver that has a sight on top.  Somehow, the size works with this Hawk, though.  It is the only weapon I tend to use with this mold.  There is also a rifle.  I actually really enjoy this rifle.  It was released ad naseum in silver during the early 2000's and remains my de facto weapon for the 2000 Dusty and all the Mirage repaints from 2002 and 2003.  

This mold ended up with a good life. After the vintage release, it made a surprise appearance in 2000.  Hasbro then released it again in 2002, after they could not find the 1986 Hawk mold but still wanted to release the character.  In 2004, the mold was used for two of the three figures in a convention "Changing Zartan" set.  It was just weird and remains an obscure and unpopular release.  Starting in 2004, Hawks legs started to get used on comic pack figures including Clayton Abernathy and Stalker.  In 2005, the legs and arms were used along with some newly sculpted 1986 Hawk parts to make another Comic Pack Hawk.  Hasbro's infatuation with the parts in the 2000's further soured collectors on the mold.  And, it's taken nearly 25 years for you to start seeing sentiment that the various flavors of this General Hawk are worthwhile figures.

It's recently been discovered that this mold was also planned for a 1994 release.  It would have been included with a machine gun nest that ended up being released as the Battle Bunker in the Sgt. Savage line.  The figure would have used a grey base color and featured bright green highlights.  It would have been a solid repaint.  We don't know if Hasbro would have sculpted a new back piece for the figure or not.  But, grey Joes are few and far between.  So, had this figure been released, it would have been somewhat distinctive.  Personally, I'd still hold the 2002 color scheme as the best release of the mold...even if the 1994 repaint had happened.  But, it's interesting to know that Hasbro wanted to get more use from this mold during the vintage era.

In the end, I want to tell you that I like this figure.  On paper, I should.  He's bizarre enough and obscure enough to be the type of guy that's right up my alley.  But, he's not.  This is a figure that I only acquired because a fellow collector was liquidating his collection and happened to have his cheap as a toss in with a group of figures I actually wanted.  I've only ever taken photos of him, deliberately.  He doesn't work with other figures well enough to warrant appearances outside of shots meant to showcase him.  And, if I want to use the look of this character, both the 2000 and 2002 figures are far better ways to get the head sculpt into a photo.  I simply don't see this guy as Hawk.  His introduction to me as the nameless, shadowy general who has authority over the Joe team is the characterization of him that's stuck with me.  The figure just doesn't have the overall quality to overcome that early association and stand on its own.

The Talking Battle Commander Hawk is not popular.  As such, he remains an incredibly cheap figure to acquire.  While dealers will sell mint and complete figures in the $15 range, you can actually still get carded figures for under $20.  You can still find high quality figures on the open market and can buy them for about $8.  These days, that's about as cheap as you find any vintage Joe.  For that price, it's worth it to have a version of the figure lying around.  The later repaints are better.  But, when you can find something cheap like this Hawk is, you take advantage and add him.  The weird color scheme is well worth the paltry price and gives your collection a weird example of the Joe team's leader.

1992 Talking Battle Commanders General Hawk, 1989 Night Force Shockwave, 1988 Tiger Force Dusty, 1990 Super Sonic Fighters Dialtone


1997 Ace, Toys R Us Exclusive, 1993 Mudbuster, 1992 Talking Battle Commanders General Hawk, 1988 Blizzard, 1987 Ice Viper, 1990 Cold Front, Retaliator


1992 Talking Battle Commanders General Hawk, Locust, 1990, General, Cloudburst


Friday, December 12, 2025

2004 Urban Assault Night Creeper - Random Photos of the Day

Time has been very kind to the 2004 Urban Assault set.  The blue,  black and silver figures have held up overtly well.  They seem more an example of how Hasbro could get it "right" back in the early 2000's.  Sure, the Stormshadow is still one of the worst versions of the character.  But, every other figure in the set seems to be appreciated, today.

While the Nullifier remains my favorite figure from the set, the Night Creeper has always fascinated me.  My introduction to the Night Creeper was in the comic.  And, it was years later before I acquired the 1990 figure on which the comic character was based.  The figure didn't quite live up to the comic portrayal.  But, it was really close.  In 1998, the Polar Assault version of the Night Creeper showed me more of what the mold could be.  But, the environmentally specific paint job limited him...especially as I lived in a desert at the time.

But, this 2004 Night Creeper might be the best of all.  It is a near perfect Cobra coloring with enough flair to stand apart from other figures of his era.  The cammo can be overkill.  But, it also adds depth that the figure utilizes well.  His gear was the weak spot.  But, it still made sense for a ninja.  Despite my enjoyment of the design, though, I don't use this guy all that often.  I was surprised to find, though, that I had a ton of unpublished photos of him.  Some of these are 8 years old.  It turns out he is a figure I use with a bit of frequency.  But, I never think of when it's time to write something up.

So, take a look at the photos below where I attempt to showcase my appreciate of the figure.  There's still something about him that makes him cooler than I can ever properly capture in a photo.  And, I  like to use him as something more than a simple ninja who bridges the classic '80's ninjas and the more elaborate Ninja Force of the line's final years.  

2004 Urban Assault Night Creeper, Ninja Strike Stormshadow

2004 Urban Assault Night Creeper, Scrap Iron, Comic Pack Kwinn

2004 Urban Assault Night Creeper, Firefly

2004 Urban Assault Night Creeper

2004 Urban Assault Night Creeper, Firefly, 1984 Stinger

2004 Urban Assault Night Creeper, Comic Pack Cobra Commander


Wednesday, December 10, 2025

1993 Cobra Commander - Around The Web

As a kid, I didn't really have a Cobra Commander figure for a long time.  My originals got beaten up.  And, I used our three Hooded versions as Cobra gunners in the Hiss Tank and Asp.  It wasn't until the 1987 version came along that I had a childhood version of the Commander.  He worked well enough.  But, the lack of a solid Commander figure lead to my view of Cobra as an organization.  To me, the Commander was an elected position within Cobra.  And, it was a position that changed.  Some guys would aspire to the position.  Others, like Destro, turned it down to retain his own interests.   I'd never really thought about why the Commander wasn't a huge part of my childhood when it came to figures.  

The 1993 version remains my preferred Cobra Commander.  He's perfect in most situations.  He looks great with any figures after the 1984 swivel heads.  He was a perfect update to the character.  I'm among the few who really appreciate this figure, though.  He's among the least used Cobra Commander figures.  Below, you'll find some content on him that I've saved over the years.  I'm sure there's more out there.  But, it's tough to find and buried by horrid algorithms that have rendered much of the Joe community completely useless.

1993 Cobra Commander Profile - 2000

1993 Cobra Commander Profile - 2016

1993 Cobra Commander by dru.bu_86

1993 Cobra Commander on Reddit

1993 Cobra Commander by toysandtomfoolery

1993 Cobra Commander by HCC78

1993 Cobra Commander by fun_time_at_serpentorslair

1993 Cobra Commander by toysandtomfoolery

1993 Cobra Commander by codename.steve

1993 Cobra Commander by misteriouscollector

1993 Cobra Commander by go.joes.go

1993 Cobra Commander, 1992 Flak Viper, Detonator

1993 Cobra Commander, Flak Viper, Detonator

1993 Cobra Commander, Crimson Guard Commander, 2023 Stinger, 1994 Major Bludd, Metal Head, Detonator

1993 Cobra Commander, Crimson Guard Commander, 2023 Stinger


Friday, December 5, 2025

2002 Gift Set Firefly - Random Photos of the Day

 Between 1998 and 2005, there were too many Fireflies.  Hasbro repainted the mold every chance they got.  The thing is, though, most of the repaints were pretty good.  And, 20+ years later, it's nice to have a rainbow of Firefly figures to choose from.  Among all the Cobra blue, grey, black and unproduced homage Firefly figures, we also got something completely weird: the 2002 Gift Set Firefly.

There's no reason for this figure to exist.  But, I'm glad it does.  We get Firefly in a red color that isn't crimson and, really, isn't even all that Cobra.  It's bright and vibrant.  He's offset by a greyish-blue hue that's used to color in his details.  If that weren't enough, he's wearing gold boots.  But, the best part is that his head is a poo-brown mask.  If this sounds a bit ridiculous, that's because it is. 

But, somehow, this figure works.  It works because Hasbro didn't do enough offbeat stuff during the repaint era.  And, it works because, after tons of great repaints, good molds also need to exist in far out colors that are non-sensical for the character.  It gives the line some life when it everyone wanted it to be "super duper pooper scooper serious".  

I really enjoy using this figure.  He's an interesting substitute for the multitudes of Firefly figures you normally see.  If I had to rank Firefly figures, this one would be in the bottom two: maybe even the worst Firefly.  Despite that, it's a fun figure to have around, if only to brighten up a collection that may take itself too seriously.

2002 Firefly, BJ's Exclusive Set, Fast Blast Viper, 2004 ASP, Operation Crimson Sabotage, Black Major Tank Trooper, 2016


2002 Gift Set Firefly, BJ's Exclusive, 2021 Python Patrol Cobra Trooper, Factory Custom, Black Major

2002 Gift Set Firefly, BJ's Exclusive, 2021 Python Patrol Cobra Trooper, Factory Custom, Black Major


2002 Gift Set Firefly, BJ's Exclusive, 2006 Skull Squad Trooper, Convention Exclusive


Monday, December 1, 2025

2023 Fail Safe - Around The Web

I had grandiose plans for a more ambitious post today.  But, life and really cold weather intervened.  So, I dip into the 600+ drafts for something that's close to ready.  And, all this Fail Safe content just called to me.  Hard to believe it's been almost three years since the Skystriker was shipped.  Been four years since it was announced.  And, while the plane, itself, has all but disappeared from online content, a few figures from the set do continue to appear with frequency.  

Fail Safe is one such figure.  You'll see a ton of great uses of him in the photos below.  (I had just one photo ready to go.  But, don't see me getting him out for any more in the near future.)  He's a solid figure.  The quality is iffy.  But, the visual is pretty strong.  For a premium set figure, he's not terrible.  And, I'm glad he's still hanging on in the community.

2023 Fail Safe Profile

2023 Fail Safe by flatline54

2023 Fail Safe by joe_hunter73

2023 Fail Safe by gen_liederkrantz

2023 Fail Safe by darth beotch

2023 Fail Safe by Dok Sewage

2023 Fail Safe by evilface

2023 Fail Safe by viper_space

2023 Fail Safe by flatline54

2023 Fail Safe by doksewage

2023 Fail Safe by yo_joe_it

2023 Fail Safe, Stalker, Skystriker, Haslab, Hasbro Pulse