Thursday, July 12, 2018

1993 Crimson Guard Commander - Around The Web

There are a couple of 1993 figures that had excellent figure molds.  In some cases, they were molds that were done well enough that they would stand with figures from the 1980's in terms of quality.  But, they were poorly colored.  Figures like the Crimson Guard Commander have incredible potential and, with slightly different colors, would have been amazing figures.

Crimson Guard Commander Profile

Crimson Guard Commander at JoeBattleLines.com

Crimson Guard Commander at JoeADay.com

Crimson Guard Commander By Dragon Fortress

Reptil Do Ar - Brazilian Crimson Guard Commander

Crimson Guard Commander at 3DJoes.com

Crimson Guard Commander by Dashtracker

1993 Crimson Guard Commander, 1986 STUN

1993 Crimson Guard Commander, 1986 STUN, 1994 Metal Head, Flak Viper

1993 Crimson Guard Commander, 1986 STUN, 1994 Metal Head, Flak Viper

1993 Crimson Guard Commander, 1986 STUN, 1994 Metal Head, Flak Viper

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

1993 Ninja Force Banzai

I have neglected Ninja Force for many, many years.  I reviewed one Ninja Force figure in the site's first 16 years of existence.  In the next year, I finally got around to showcasing both a Shadow Ninja Figure and another member of the standard Ninja Force.  I then left them be for a while.  Now, in 2018, though, I've been on a Ninja Force kick.  The Banzai figure becomes the third member of Ninja Force to see time on the site.  A big part of this is that I've reviewed so many figures that there aren't many left to profile.  So, naturally, I end up looking at figure subsets I've neglected over the years.  But, another part is that I'm back on a neon Joe kick.  I was once among the only defenders of neon Joes.  But, as time has passed, many collectors have found the fun in the brighter releases from the 1990's.  In that time, I focused my collection on more traditional Joes for quite some time.  But, neon is back in a big way in my collection and, as such, I find myself discovering understated quality in many of the brighter character releases I've ignored for the past ten years.

Banzai, though, is a tough nut.  While Slice has some great points and is a useful figure, Banzai is...not.  The guy's wearing a hot pink costume.  The splatters on his pants give the illusion that these are his weekend paintball clothes.  And, he's bare chested.  There are some guys who can pull off the shirtless look.  But, after a while, it becomes overkill.  (And, not in the robotic Overkill way.)  But, Banzai also has his hot pink weapons against his bare skin.  You would think this would be irritating to him.  But, over time, he would probably callous and then the chafing would be less of a issue.

As a piece of action figure design, Banzai is interesting.  In 1993, Hasbro introduced plastic strands of hair onto certain members of the Ninja Force.  For Banzai, the golden locks of blonde hair that create his pony tail are an odd feature.  On a mint specimen, the hair isn't terrible.  But, a figure that saw even a little bit of use can have strands of hair that are forever out of place.  And, since the pony tail does not have a cinch on the end of it, the hair looks odd with even a few pieces flaying off from the standard design. 

As I raced to find every Joe figure I could at retail in 1995 and 1996, Ninja Force figures were the bane of my existence.  Most were available, even if all the other Joes were sold out at that store.  But, I could not bring myself to buy the Ninja Force figures.  Eventually, I caved and bought a Night Creeper.  It had some good points.  But, at the time, I was too stuck in my ways for Joe and needed a figure to be standard construction.  So, the rest of the figures (which stuck around well into 1996) were left behind time and time again as I dropped into Toys R Us stores in central Indiana and Southwest Ohio.

While the Banzai character never appeared again, his mold did get some use.  The body was reused on the Street Fighter 2 Vega figure.  As Vega's coloring is close to the 1994 Night Creeper Leader, it's a far more useful figure than Banzai.  The body appeared again in the Mortal Kombat Movie line on Johnny Cage.  Again, the coloring is far superior as he's arsenic, silver and black.  If the figures were more conducive to customization, a simple headswap from Banzai onto either of these other figures would make for a better use of the Banzai character.  But, there's really no compelling reason to do that and each of the other two uses of the Banzai mold are far better than Banzai.

While Banzai's are not popular, he has gotten caught up in the general uptick in later year vintage line pricing.  Dealers will sell him for $10 and carded versions for $20.  With a little patience, you can buy them on the open market for 1/2 that.  I'd gladly open a $10 carded figure to get a mint and complete with cardback version of this figure.  But, I'm also a completist and have an odd desire to own all the vintage Joe figures: regardless of how bad they are.  I have a nostalgic dislike for Ninja Force figures that has evolved into something like grudging respect.  I enjoy the figures for what they were and no longer despise them for what they could have been.  A figure like Banzai is never going to be anything more than a check off a list for me.  But, from time to time, it's fun to see figures like him: just for something different.

1993 Ninja Force Banzai, 1994 Night Creeper Leader, Battle Corps



































1993 Ninja Force Banzai, DEF, Headhunter Stormtrooper

Thursday, July 5, 2018

1988 Iron Grenadier - Around the Web

The 1988 Iron Grenadier figure has always seemed like an updated Cobra Trooper, to me.  As the staple of Destro's new army, the figure was about the perfect way for Hasbro to make the Iron Grenadiers menacing and powerful.  The mold and colors are an excellent blend that make for a highly popular army builder.  It's nice to finally see some repaints of the mold coming out.  Here's the best of him from around the web:

Iron Grenadier Profile

Iron Grenadier Video Review

Iron Grenadier Concept Art with Unproduced Helmet

Iron Grenadier at 3DJoes.com

Iron Grenadier Pre Production at YoJoe.com

Iron Grenadier at Half the Battle

1988 Iron Grenadier, Voltar

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

The Zeros - Mark III

After Rarities Month, I need to catch my breath a bit.  A huge thanks to all of you who stopped by and checked out the posts.  It was my highest traffic month, ever!  Three posts from this year are now the three most viewed in the site's history.  I'm already working on more Rarities for 2019.  But, thank you for all your interest and support.

So, to rest a bit, I've gone though the site to find really unpopular posts.  Usually, I can predict which posts are going to be popular.  But, I'm not always right.  There are several profiles over the history of the site that have very few hits.  I can find many reasons why that might be.  But, if you have a day off today, you can read some of the neglected classics:

Repaints of Popular Figures:





Obscure Characters That Are Good Figures:





Popular Figures Whose Negligence I Can Not Explain:




I'll be back to my regular update schedule next week!

1985 Quick Kick, 1992 Ninja Force Slice

1985 Shipwreck, Funskool Beach Head, 1986 Devilfish

1990 stretcher, Freefall, 1991 Zap, Super Sonic Fighters, 1985 Footloose, 1986 Viper

2004 Desert Patrol Snake Eyes, Stalker, TRU Exclusive, Anti Venom Roadblock

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

2017 Muton - Red Laser's Army Custom Figure

In 1986, G.I. Joe introduced robotics to its pantheon of technological advances.  Both Joe and Cobra had skirted the edge of robotics with things like the Pac Rats and SNAKE Armor.  But, the introduction of the Battle Android Trooper brought full scale robots into the Joe universe.  I still largely believe that BATs were mainly designed as a way to have Joe destroy bad guys in the cartoon without actually killing anyone.  But, the line was crossed and full scale humanoids were now permanently ensconced on the G.I. Joe mythos.  Oddly, though, a few years earlier, the European based Action Force realm was introduced to near indestructible robots.  While they looked like 19th century era deep sea divers (they were a repaint of a deep sea diver figure), the Muton were the pre-cursors to BATs in many ways.  Since Cobra had the BATs, there really was no cry for the Muton to be incorporated into the Joe world in the same way there had been for bad guys like the Red Shadows, Baron Ironblood and the Black Major.  The Action Force Muton figure remained cheap and available and largely forgotten.  In 2017, though, Red Laser's Army produced and all red repaint of the BAT with a Red Shadows skull logo.  The figure became Muton in most people's eyes and has become one of the more popular repaints of the factory custom BAT mold.

One area where Joe never really ventured was the notion of sentient robots.  Joe had characters cloned from the DNA of long dead historical figures, monsters, zombies and space aliens.  But, the closest they came to artificial intelligence was the various enhancements that (mostly Cobra!) characters underwent to enhance their natural abilities.  There was no super smart, independent robot that was a villain on his own.  (Overkill comes close.  But, he was never really utilized.)  So, at first, this was the road I explored for the Muton figure and character.  Maybe he was a BAT that was retrofitted with better technology that gave artificial intelligence.  Maybe he was the computer cloned brain of a mad genius.  Or, maybe he was just a robot that was given the appearance of super intelligence.  None of the ideas really resonated with me.  Each seemed to cling to too many cliches.

I did, though, want to tie Muton to Red Laser.  Most collectors see Red Laser as a leader type figure since he uses the Cobra Commander body.  However, Red Laser is actually a Japanese technological genius who built his Laser Exterminator.  The fact that he would have a robot near him fits with his character.  It also gives Mutor a more relevant origin to his presence in the Red Shadows.  I see Muton as Red Laser's creation.  He started as an experiment in artificial intelligence.  But, grew into an exercise in humanoid robotics.  Red Laser found use for a robot that could move around heavy machinery and perform delicate, technological tasks without needing rest.  In time, that robot was upgraded to also protect Red Laser.  He was outfitted with armaments and greater memory.  Muton became an ever-present sight at Red Laser's side.  This allowed Red Laser access to the inner workings of the Red Shadows and kept him in contact with men like the Red Jackal (Destro) as the Red Shadows disbanded.  The criminal contacts of Red Laser were ruthless men who had the desire and the will to kidnap him and steal his ideas.  With Muton, Red Laser was safe from these plots and the evil-doers had to deal with Red Laser as an equal.

But, as this would have occurred in the early 1980's, Muton was limited.  Red Laser was able to create some programmatic intelligence for Muton.  But, Muton could only learn from his direct environment and encounters.  Muton could have information loaded into his memory and use that to help him learn from his environment.  But, as the internet as we know it didn't exist, Muton didn't have an unending repository of information from which he could draw insights or knowledge to apply to a situation.  All of this means that Muton is actually very limited.  He has the appearance of intelligence.  And, that is very intimidating.  But, his actual abilities are limited to recognizing threats to Red Laser and being able to perform repair and maintenance tasks on machines where the schematics have been preloaded into his memory.  And, as the android was a scientist's pet project, Muton is subject to breakdown and will overheat if he exerts too much processing power.

To someone like Destro, though, the technology was very enticing.  Destro had the facilities to manufacture the androids, bringing down costs and increasing the quality and durability of the machines.  Destro also realized that the intelligence aspect, of which Red Laser was so proud, was the least valuable part of the package.  The androids could just be programmed with some basic combat functions and they would then take the place of cannon fodder troops.  They would be fearless soldiers and would be programmed to repair themselves from spare parts of destroyed robots from the field.  In short, they were repeatable assets that were much cheaper and more effective than humans.  Now, he just had to get the technology and find a buyer.

Of course, this lead to Red Laser's downfall.  Red Laser wanted to build more intelligent robots.  And, he refused to give Destro access to his technology...going so far as to destroy all of his research and documentation: except for a copy hidden inside of Muton's memory.  Red Laser, though, underestimated Destro.  Destro lured him to dinner at his castle.  Here, he poisoned Red Laser's food.  Destro correctly surmised that Red Laser had not programmed Muton to deal with passive threats.  And, as the young genius lay dying, Muton overheated with indecision as it was unable to comprehend what was killing his master.  Destro was able to get the disabled robot disassembled before it could restore itself.  From there, Destro extracted the plans and began the groundwork for what would become the BATs just a few years later.

Despite this figure's popularity, it is still available for its $12 retail price.  I find the figure to be worth the price.  Aftermarket BATs behave oddly once they sell out.  Some sell for outrageous premiums over their original price.  Others, sell for 1/2 their original price.  Usually, the quality of the color scheme determines which route a figure will take.  But, there are a ton of BAT variants out there.  (I've documented 34 without really digging into all the variants of logos and nuanced colors.)  So, Muton could double on the aftermarket, once he sells out.  Or, he might stay around or slightly below the current pricing.  There are many collectors who army build this configuration.  And, many more who have bought him even though they skipped most of the other BATs.  So, the figure has some popularity.  As always, the time to buy is now.  Most factory customs either stay around retail pricing or see aftermarket increases.  So, buying at retail is the best hedge.  You'll lose on a couple, maintain on many, and win on a few more than you lose on.  So, I try to buy now and move on.  With the volume of figures that were released in 2017 and the mass coming in 2018, it's easier to stay current than it is to catch up.

Red Laser Army Muton, Red Shadows, BAT, Battle Android Trooper, FActory Custom, Bootleg, Steel Brigade, mail away, Black Major, Red Jackal, Palitoy


Red Laser Army Muton, Red Shadows, BAT, Battle Android Trooper, FActory Custom, Bootleg, Steel Brigade, mail away, Black Major, Red Jackal, Palitoy


Red Laser Army Muton, Red Shadows, BAT, Battle Android Trooper, FActory Custom, Bootleg, Steel Brigade, mail away, Black Major, Red Jackal, Palitoy, Cobra Trooper